Charlotte's Reward (ML)

You nervously flip over the card, concerned about what your fate might be.

Reversal: This card is actually a curse – the loser knees the winner in the crotch. Sorry!

You breathe a sigh of relief. Just what you needed – some way to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat.

“Read it and weep.” You tease her. “And spread ‘em. Forgot that too.”

Charlotte complies, her face contorting into a frown. “I guess that’s why I put that card in there – so if I’m playing against an idiot who can’t win, maybe he’s got a shot.”

You bristle at the remark, but take a deep breath before responding. “Maybe you shouldn’t be talking trash right before I get to knee you in the junk.”

“Ah, maybe.” She says. “There’s my big mouth again, getting me in trouble.

You send your knee with a JOLT, right into her crotch. She lets out a yelp of pain. “Ugh!” She lets out a pained gasp. “You’re not much of a gentleman, are you?”

Maybe not, but you’d rather be in your position than hers.

“Not even going to defend your honor? Good sir, I think you’re being a bit rude.” She says, taking on an increasingly formal tone.

“I think you’re being awfully playful for someone who’s still in a bit of danger.” You reprimand her.

Charlotte takes 20 damage.

Charlotte loses 10 bladder control.