You'll be the only one nude.

You'd be lying if you said you never liked to sleep in.... but usually you did so in a more comfortable place. Where even were you? You sat down on your couch, ready to play a quick game before work then... you woke up here. In a sandy pit? The sun looms overhead forcing you to squint your eyes desperately to adjust; what's even happening?! This is impossible- your frantic thoughts are cut short by the mad sounds by someone shouting at you.

"Heh! Guess you've already dug your own grave, nakey boy!" A woman in a hockey-mask and, um, not much else, screams at you. Voice nearly impossible to understand. Grave?! Naked?! You suddenly realise these two things are both horrifically, horribly true! The crazy woman points a very very real gun at you... and you realise this is where it ends. This is the dumbest **** ever! This can't be-

Suddenly a gunshot rings out and you close your eyes... as the body of the insane woman crumples on top of you, lying limp over you. Is... that blood?!

"You okay there?" A much friendlier voice cries out, "Be careful around psychos here!"