The Only Male Wizard in Town

You figure that since he is male, he will have more sympathy for your condition. As you enter town, you realise that you are getting a lot of funny looks. Too late, you notice that your nuts have slipped out of your loincloth, as a policewoman strides over to you. She growls, "Why are you wearing these fake things in public. Don't you know that it's a punishable offence her?" So saying, she proceeds to grab them and try to take them off as evidence, before you can get a word in.