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Is it true you once competed in the Olympics?

A: Well, almost. I tried out for them. But everyone there took everything so seriously, and all the fighting events, everyone wanted to focus on one specific style. Me, sometimes, I don't feel like doing wrestling, I'd rather do judo, or maybe kickboxing. But since I'm like that I can't quite compete on an olympic level in any one particular sport. I could kick any of their asses in an all out fight probably.

What do you like to do with your money from the league?

A: Well, I like to buy gym equipment, and I use some of it to fund self defense schools, but mostly I just save it.

What advantage do you feel you have over other girls in this league?

A: Oh, everyone in the league has their advantages, that's what makes it so fun. I guess I can brag about the fact that I was 'legit' before I came here, but Melissa already does that and I wouldn't want to contribute to Global Laming by being like her.

What’s the most fun you’ve had in the past, relative to wrestling or not.

A: I dunno. There've been a few fun things. Like, humiliating people on the wrestling mats or jujitsu mats back in the day. Or my debut here, when I mopped the ring with Dolly. It's hard to pick just one.

Are you considering approaching any of the titles, particularly any of the newly created ones?

A: Nah, I'm going straight for the main events. I'm not saying I'm quite on that level yet, but the girls who're competing for the new midcard belts get like... no offense in against me when they try to fight.

Whatever happened to your brother?

A: He's a Green Beret right now. I didn't think the toughening him up routine I put him on was that big of a deal, but he passed his physical with flying colors on his first try. He complained about his drill sargeant, said she was some crazy woman, but I told him to take it like a man and he'd thank me when it was done. Which he did.

Where do you draw the line between what you do and what bullies do?

A: The line? I only do it to people that deserve it, and I do it according to how much punishment someone deserves rather than indiscriminately. Like, when I threatened to take Dolly home and break her? There's a few girls in the league I fully intend to do that to.