At the Google holiday party...

The Google holiday party is always a big thing. All the employees get pretty wasted and this year is no exception.

The party has been going on for a few hours when you find yourself standing next to Samantha and you strike up a conversation.

“At my first Google holiday they actually had mistletoe hanging up,” you mention after a while. “They can’t do that sorta thing these days.”

"Did #MeToo ruin all my boss's fun?" Samantha says playfully mocking you. "Back then probably would have made me blow you for a promotion, huh?"

Samantha blowing you for a promotion sounds like a really nice thing, actually. You get hot at the thought of it.

"It was just a mistletoe, Samantha," you say trying to keep your voice steady. "The blow jobs for promotions weren't part of the holiday party. That was just part of the daily grind."

“The daily grind. Har har," Samantha says teasing you. "So yeah, maybe the mistletoe would have been fun. So did you kiss anyone? Spill the beans, boss!” Samantha asks.

“I was there with my girlfriend!” you say.