Her feeling is right

"Well, that's live TV, folks." the presenter laughed as the camera went for a close-up of the split in Sandry's pyjama trousers, which revealed her pale pink buttocks, jiggling and nude. Sandry groaned at the knowledge that people all over the country were now looking at them, not to mention the crowd gathered round in the street.

"Still, the show must go on! Wouldn't want you to butt out early, Sandry! So hang on tight, three... Two... One..."

An air horn sounded and the mechanical bull leapt into life.