Need a Girlfriend

“I need a girlfriend,” you say, “Do you have any charms or anything that can help me?”

Gwen thought for a second, “That is pretty general. I’ve got a lot that can help.”

She leads you down to the back of the store with a complete row of potions, books, and other items.

“We’ve got your pretty standard love potion, but my favorite is the Dream Girl one.”

“What’s that one so?”

“Whoever drinks it becomes your perfect woman. It sort of replaces the person’s personality in the process, so don’t feel to bad.”

“What else you got?”

“This spellbook is kind of like a repository of all the shit warlocks have found to craft the perfect woman. Not all of them are easy. Kind of an intermediate level thing.”

“What else?”

“Genie, quick and easy. But not reliable. I’ve got other stuff here if you want to search on your own. Like enchanted gifts and food.”