No, Among Other Things

It was much later that evening, as you and Phoebe sat in Quake on a date that Phoebe began to spill the beans.

"I just feel bad you know, Prue has Andy, and I have you, and Piper's left all alone. I see the way she looks at couples when they come in, and yet she still didn't want to do the spell, I just don't understand it?" Phoebe said, lightly picking at her food.

"Maybe it's more than that though Phoebe, Piper's always talking about wanting a meaningful relationship, not just a fling. Maybe she thinks using the spell to get a guy is off-limits or something, honestly it wouldn't surprise me if True Love, existed in the magical world, considering all the Disney movies about it." You replied, not really eating your own food.

"Or maybe she doesn't feel like she deserves love considering her choices so far?" Phoebe wondered aloud, apparently finally upset enough she stopped picking at her food and put the fork down. "Hey, do you mind if we get out of here?"

"Not at all, it'd be kinda weird for you to leave and me to stay here alone." You teased as you placed your own utensils down, leaving a decent tip for the waitress.

"Hey Leo, I'm sorry about tonight, I guess I just wasn't in the right frame of mind for date night huh?" Phoebe said as you walked up the path to their front door.

"Firstly, it's fine, secondly, I'm okay with listening to you talk about your problems, that's what being in a relationship is about." You said as Phoebe unlocked the door, all the lights already off in the house which was strange. Guess Piper and Prue already went to bed?

"Maybe, but because of my problems we missed out on the best part of dates." Phoebe pouted, which vanished instantly when you scooped her up, kissing her on the lips as she wrapped her legs around you.

"On the other hand, you seem pretty upset, and I know the best way to help with that problem." You teased, lightly kissing the side of her neck as she let out a low moan.

It was the next morning when you came down downstairs to get a drink from the fridge, Prue and Piper having a conversation about something when you noticed something out of the ordinary.

"Good morning Mr. Wyatt." Prue teased as you realized you weren't wearing a shirt.

"Sorry, I lost my-" You started only for Phoebe to come jogging into the kitchen, your shirt in hand.

"I found your shirt babe, it was in the hammock." Phoebe said.

"Hammock?" Piper asked.

"Thanks, I found your panties, they were in the fridge." You said pointedly.

"Fridge?" Prue asked this time.

"Oh, sorry, I must dropped them when I was grabbing the whipped cream." Phoebe replied.

"Whipped cream?" Both sisters now.

"Oh, okay, hey girls we cleaned up the table after all out fun last night, so don't worry about any mess." You said with a deadpan voice as both sisters picked up their bowls and left with echoing 'eww's. You and Phoebe high-fived.

Later that afternoon, you met Phoebe at Quake. She and Piper appeared to being having a discussion about something. Whatever it was, Phoebe cut it short when she spotted you, running over and jumping into your arms with a kiss as you spotted Piper's slightly forlorn look.

"So I was thinking that since our date night got kinda ruined last night, we could reschedule for tonight, maybe go dancing at Rave?" Phoebe suggested. "I could even wear the silver mini dress that always ends up bunched up around my waist." She added with a whisper as you felt the blood rush to your cheeks. What had gotten into Phoebe today.

"That sounds great babe." You said as Phoebe began tugging on your hand. "Are you okay Phoebe?" You asked.

"Yeah, why?" Phoebe paused, tilting her head to the side.

"Because you seem really, hyper, and affectionate today, not that you usually aren't but if I didn't know better I'd think you practiced that spell on yourself." You said as Phoebe giggled.

"No no, I was just up late last night after you fell asleep trying to think of a way to help Piper." Phoebe revealed as you noticed the slightly dark circles under her eyes.

"Okay, most girls would be upset that their boyfriends fell asleep after sex, but nice to know you're trying to help your sister." You mumbled, although Phoebe must have heard you.

"Yeah, but most girls don't have a boyfriend who can go for four rounds, and still have enough left in the tank for a morning blowjob." Phoebe said, causing a nearby couple to **** on their food.

"And where are you taking me?" You queried as Phoebe shoved open the bathroom door, pulling you after her.

"To the bathroom, I've always wanted to try having sex in a public restroom." Phoebe said, with a smile to couldn't be natural.

You were starting to get a handle on the problem, you thought. "Phoebe, are you drunk!? Never mind that we're still in Quake, the place your sister works but like you just said, we went four times last night, and once again this morning! You like having sex, but you're not usually this much of a nympho!" You started to rant, only for Phoebe to effortlessly remove her panties and toss them in your face.

"Hey Leo, shut up and fuck me. I'm so horny right now I may even let you put it in my ass." Phoebe teased, turning around to wiggle her butt at you as you felt your head spin.

"Phoebe, put your clothes back on, I'm leaving, when you've calmed down, you know where to find me." You said, gritting your teeth in irritation as you stormed out.