You download a Book of Questions app on your phone

You decide together to download a Book of Questions app on your phone. You start to give the questions to each other, but they are very lame.

“What’s your favorite animal, John,” Samantha, says cracking up. “These are so lame. I wanted something spicy.”

“There’s the more mature questions, but you have to pay for it,” you say.

“Don’t be a cheap-o, boss!”

You buy the Adult Book of Questions add-on, knowing that since it’s in the app store it won’t be too risqué.

She grabs her phone from you. Her drunkenness is very obvious now.

“Okay, this is better. ‘Describe your ideal sexual partner,’” Samantha reads. “I added the sexual part, lol,” she adds.