The Ultimate Programmer!

“Hello? Angel?” Usagi’s voice said through the door. “It’s me. Is it okay if I come in?”

“Oh, hello, Bun Bun!” The white-haired girl replied as she wiped herself off with some tissues. “Of course you can come in! My home is your home, after all!”

“Th-thanks,” the shorter girl replied as she opened the door and Shuichi covered himself with a blanket.

“It’s good to see you, dearie!” Angel stood up shamelessly and pulled her girlfriend into another hug. “May I ask why you came? Do you need help with something downstairs?”

“No… everything’s fine, actually. I just… got a little tired of waiting, so I had one of the volunteers take over the counter instead,” Usagi replied with a blush. “I know you’re working at all, but I could hear you from the cashier's desk. It made me feel a little… hot… so I was wondering if I might be able to join in.”

“Oh, that sounds like it would be wonderful!” Angel replied, hugging the shorter girl again. “But I’m afraid Atua won’t allow it unless my guest agrees to the idea too. What do you say, Shuichi? Care to make this sacred joining of two people into a joining of three people instead?”

“Uh… sure, I wouldn’t mind having another girl here,” Shuichi replied after a moment’s hesitation.

“Girl? Nyahaha! I’m sorry, Shuichi, but I’m afraid that you’re mistaken.” Angel grabbed the hem of Usagi’s skirt and pulled it upwards, revealing a pair of brown men’s boxers and a ridiculously-sized bulge poking through them. “Usagi isn’t my girlfriend; he’s my boyfriend!”

“W-what!?” Shuichi was grateful he wasn’t standing because he would have fallen over at the revelation. “But… his body and the skirt!”

“I’m sorry… I wasn’t trying to fool anyone, honest,” Usagi replied with an ashamed blush. “I just have a medical condition… non-gonadal androgen receptor deficiency.”

“And he wears a skirt because it’s roomier than pants! Plus, it makes him look super cute!” Angel gave Usagi a reassuring kiss on the cheek. “So, has your spirit changed, or do you still wish for him to join us?”

“Well… I’ve never been in a threesome with another man before, but I don’t see a reason not to try,” Shuichi replied. “Though, just so you know, I’d prefer it if we kept this encounter… straight.”

“Don’t worry, that’s fine with me,” Usagi replied with a nod.

“Nyahaha! Then it’s settled!” Angel hopped into the air in excitement before getting down her knees. “Whip out your paintbrushes and we can get started!”

Shuichi stood up and walked over to Angel while Usagi took off his clothes, revealing a hardon that surpassed his own by at least three inches. It looked very out of place on the man’s scrawny body, but Angel didn’t seem to mind at all and lovingly stroked it with her hand while her tongue swirled around the tip. At the same time, her other hand stroked Shuichi’s shaft, keeping it nice and stimulated while he waited his turn.

After a minute or so, Angel switched her attention to Shuichi, slipping his hard cock into her mouth. Shuichi grunted a little as she began to bob her head up and down, taking him a few inches into her throat, but he couldn’t help but feel a little self-conscious now that there was another man in the room, so he tried to keep himself quiet.

If Usagi suffered from the same problem, though, he certainly didn’t show it, as he moaned like a girl whenever Angel focused her attention on him. He whined and gasped without reservation with his high-pitched voice whenever he felt her take his length into his mouth, though he was so big that he couldn’t go very far inside. Still, the artist clearly made every inch she could take count, slobbering her tongue all over it and coating it with a thick layer of her spit.

“Mmm, such a bountiful harvest of meat! I can tell that God blessed both your rods personally~” Angel said as both their tips pressed against her cheeks and she fondled their sacks. “And your balls are both so full too! Perhaps I should have brought my scuba equipment because I think you both may have enough in here to drown me!”

“Y-you always say that, Angel,” Usagi moaned in response.

“That’s because it’s true!” The dark-skinned girl gave Usagi’s cock another long suck. “You’re my one-man bukkake machine, and I love you for that~” She then switched back to Shuichi’s dick, taking it into her mouth all the way inside her throat and swirling her tongue around the base. “But don’t worry, Shuichi, I think your dick is great too! In fact, its proportions are so perfect that I can’t help but want to make a new dildo based off it!”

“S-seriously?” Shuichi stammered as Angel bobbed her head again. “You’d… really want something like that?”

“Of course! I’m always happy to add to my collection~” Angel replied. “Plus, if you give me your permission, I could start selling them at my store too! I can already tell that it’s going to be a big hit with women!”

“Sure… I guess I could allow that.” Shuichi grunted as she felt Angel’s soft lips bump into his groin. “Will I… have to make a mold or something?”

“Don’t worry, Shuichi – I swear by Atua that my recreation will be 100% accurate!” The artist replied before focusing on her boyfriend some more, this time causing her throat to bulge a little as she **** some of his dick into her gullet.

Angel continued to suck the two off for the next few minutes until she felt her own arousal start to reach its peak.

“Pwah! Alright, God is telling me that you’re both ready to move onto something more intense!” Angel hopped back onto her bed and spread her legs wide, showing off both her pussy and her ass in the process. “Now, which of you would like to be in my temple, and which of you would like to be in my altar?”

“I-I’d like to be in your pussy… if you don’t mind,” Usagi spoke up meekly.

Angel nodded and allowed her boyfriend to lie down onto the bed, which caused his thick cock to point straight up into the air. She then added some lube to both her hole and his shaft and slowly lowered herself down onto his length, engulfing it into her pussy in the process.

“Ah! A divine fit as always, Usagi~” Angel said as she sat on his groin. “Your turn, Shuichi! Don’t worry, my rear is as clean as God’s bathhouse, so don’t worry about getting dirty! Just be sure to use plenty of lube and don’t try to **** it!”

“A-alright… I can do this… I think.” Shuichi moved behind the girl, applied some lube to his length, and carefully pressed the tip of his shaft into her exposed ass. As he pressed inside into her bowels, all the differences between her rear and her vagina were immediately apparent; the texture was smoother, it was over twice as tight, and it didn’t seem to let up in its squeezing at all. But, by far the strangest difference to Shuichi was how he could feel Usagi’s long shaft press against the underside of his cock through the wall separating him from Angel’s pussy. Not only could he tell how wide it was, but he could even feel Usagi’s dick twitch with arousal as he waited for his girlfriend to adjust to both the cocks inside her.

“Aaaaah~ Such a nice, full feeling! Not as good as spiritual fulfillment, of course, but a close second~” Angel practically sang as she wiggled her hips, grinding herself on both Shuichi and Usagi’s shafts. “Alright, you two! Feel free to thrust whenever you’re ready!”

“Th-thank you, Angel.” Usagi placed his hands onto Angel’s soft hips and began to thrust up into her, the two of them moaning in unison as he slid his shaft against her sensitive folds. Shuichi began to move as well, but he started off his thrusts a lot slower to help avoid harming her.

“Aaaah! That’s it, you two! Give me all of your wondrous love~” Angel moved her back and forth, doing her best to meet the boys’ discordant thrusts. “Mmmm… this is your first time doing anal, isn’t it, Shuichi? Don’t deny it; God told me it is true.”

“Y-yeah… I never really even considered it before,” Shuichi replied, occasionally gasping as he tried to withstand the intense squeezing of Angel’s ass.

“Well don’t worry, you can speed up if you want! I’m perfectly used to it!” Angel assured him. “Besides, if you were to start to hurt me, I’m certain that Atua would step in to stop you!”

Shuichi swallowed and gripped the girl’s shoulders before finally picking up his pace, causing his groin to slap audibly against her soft ass cheeks in the process. As he increased the power of his thrusts, he could feel her walls stretch more around his shaft, which in turn let him feel more of Usagi’s dick as it pistoned in and out of Angel’s tight box – and while this undeniably a pleasurable sensation, Shuichi could help but feel a little bit confused by it.

“Yes, that’s more like it! You’re both doing wonderfully!” Angel let out a long sigh and struck an almost meditative pose with her hands as the two men continued to double team her. “I can feel our hearts are beating together in harmony now~”

“Th-thank you, Angel! I-I’m doing my best!” Usagi replied as he felt the tip of his cock land almost next to her cervix. “Aaaaaah! Oh god, you’re so tight! So tight! Guuuuh!”

“Yeah, you’re… um…” Shuichi tried to compliment Angel as well, but the fact that her boyfriend was right there made him too nervous to actually say anything. He felt like he still had to say something, however, so instead of dirty talk he settled on small talk instead. “So, um… h-how did you two meet?”

“We… actually met in the women’s shelter downstairs,” Usagi replied, his voice a little muffled by the sound of Angel slapping her groin against his. “I was going through a pretty dark time in my life… I was depressed… I couldn’t work… I had no home or family… and I kept getting harassed out of homeless shelters for the way I look.”

“Yes, the poor thing was in such dire straights,” Angel commented, leaning down to give the brunette boy a comforting kiss. “But thankfully, that’s when God finally brought him to me!”

“Y-yeah…” Usagi grunted, the tip of his shaft bulging at the kiss. “With nowhere else to go, I tried to disguise myself as a woman so I could live here for a while.”

“I could tell from the moment we met that he was a man, of course,” Angel continued for him, occasionally stopping to moan whenever a strong shock of pleasure ran through her clit. “But God told me that he had a good soul, so I let him stay anyway.”

“She saved me that day… in more ways than one… ah, aaaaah!” Usagi and Shuichi both shivered in pleasure at the same time as Angel squeezed down hard around them both. “After that, we started growing close together… and even after I got an apartment, I kept coming back visit and help out. And then, after a year… aaah… I finally got the courage to ask her out!”

“And here we are two years later, living together and with Atua smiling down on our lovely home~” Angel kissed Usagi again before slamming her ass back hard against Shuichi’s groin to help make sure he didn’t feel left out. “We’ve even managed to go into business together too! Bun Bun here makes video games, and I get to draw the art for them!”

“R-really?” Shuichi could feel a heat start to build in his groin, driving him to thrust into Angel’s rear even faster. “W-what kind of games.”

“V-visual novels… erotic visual novels…” Despite the erotic situation, saying that seemed to make Usagi blush more than anything else so far.

“And we have a few of them on sale if you’d like to try one~” Angel added without hesitation.

“Oh, I, uh… I’m not sure if…” Shuichi desperately tried to think of a way to change the subject. “Y-your ass! It feels so good! It’s so unlike anything else I’ve ever felt before… ah! I-it’s driving me crazy!”

“Nyahaha! Such a gentleman!” Angel squeezed her rear extra hard around Shuichi in thanks. “Atua tells me that you’d be very popular on my home island!”

“A-Angel!” Usagi suddenly grunted from underneath her, his hips thrusting wildly now. “I… I think I’m getting close!”

“Yeah… me too…” Shuichi added with his groin coated in warm lube and his dick thrusting as fast as it could in and out of Angel.

“Well then, it’s time for us to paint another masterpiece!” Angel stopped both of her partners, pulled herself off their dicks, and got down on her knees in front of them. Taking their cue, Shuichi and Usagi both pointed their dicks towards her and furiously masturbated until they both felt themselves explode at the same time. To Shuichi’s shock, his load was just as thick copious as his last one, covering a good portion of Angel’s spotless face with his white sperm. He was still outdone by Usagi, though, whose dick practically sprayed cum like a firehose and ensured that there wasn’t a speck of dry skin on Angel’s breasts by the time they were both done. “Ah, yes… Atua is most pleased! Thank you both so much for this wonderful gift!”

“Yeah… it’s no…” Shuichi tried to finish his sentence, but he suddenly felt lightheaded again. Then, the whole world went black for a few moments, and when Shuichi opened his eyes again he found the floor rushing towards his face. But, right before he felt his nose collide with the wooden paneling, a hand grabbed onto his shirt from behind and stopped his fall.

“My goodness! It’s a good thing Atua had me here to save you, or else that could have ended very badly!” Angel smiled and helped Shuichi get settled back onto his feet. “Are you alright, Mr. Shuichi? Are you feeling ill?”

“N-no, no, I’m fine,” Shuichi replied as he returned to normal, though he once again found his shaft mysteriously hard. “I just… exerted myself too quickly, that’s all. I’m fine now, don’t worry.”

“Really? Are you sure? You know, Atua doesn’t look down on people who ask others for help,” Angel clasped her hands together and put on the sweetest smile she had. “If you need to rest a little while, I have some herbal teas I can make to help you relax!”

“Y-yeah, and I can make some banana-nut muffins for us to eat together,” Usagi offered. “They’ll only take a minute to bake.”

“No, I really don’t want to intrude,” Shuichi insisted, putting up a hand. “Besides, I’ve got other places I need to be.”

“Well, if that’s the case, I suppose God will let you leave for now,” Angel replied. “Just be sure to drive carefully when you leave, okay?”

“Yeah, I promise I will,” Shuichi quickly ducked into the bathroom to clean himself up before throwing his clothes back on and heading towards the door. “So long, Angel, Usagi. It was nice meeting you both.

“Bye-yonara, Shuichi!” Angel waved goodbye enthusiastically. “If you ever need to buy more ‘art’, or if you want me to take you back to heaven personally, you’ll know where to find me!”

An hour later and the guests and volunteers in the Atua Women’s Shelter were all gathered around a strange object hidden underneath a white sheet. The girls all chatted with each other, speculating what it could be when Angel walked out wearing her trademark white bikini.

“Alola, everyone!” She greeted, sticking her hands excitedly up into the air. “I’m sure you’re all wondering why God gathered you all here. Well, on top of the supplies we just received, we also received a very generous cash donation as well; the single largest donation from a single person in the shelter’s history, in fact! Thanks to this, we will finally be able to afford those new mattresses we’ve been meaning to get for months. So, to honor our generous new benefactor, Atua told me to make… this!”

Angel gripped the sheet and tore it off, revealing a gray stone statue of Shuichi in his business clothes posing similarly to Michelango’s David. It was about three feet tall, was recently chiseled, and it managed to capture his likeness with breathtaking detail.

“His name is Shuichi Saihara, and he did a lot to help us all today!” Angel continued. “So if any of you happen to meet him on the street, be sure to treat him with kindness, okay?”

“Shuichi eh?” a voice from the crowd asked. “He’s kind of cute.”

“He seriously donated that much?” another random woman asked. “He must be absolutely loaded… I wonder where he lives.”

“Uh… Angie… are you sure making this statue was a good idea?” Usagi, or Chihiro as she sometimes knew him, asked Angel back in the sex shop when she walked in. “I mean, we kinda didn’t ask him if we could make it…”

“I’m sorry, Bun Bun, but when God tells me to make something you know I can’t resist!” Angie replied, proudly posing with her hammer and chisel. “Besides, even if he wouldn’t have approved of it now, Atua tells me that he’ll be grateful for it soon enough~”