You tell Samantha that you’ve been making homemade yogurt

You know that Samantha is vegan – she talks about it a lot – so you tell her one day that you’ve started making homemade vegan yogurt. She’s surprised that you’re doing this – and interested and you gush about how interesting the whole process is. You casually mention that you’ll have to bring her some and she says that sounds good.

You don’t bring in your “yogurt” yet though. Instead you continue to stockpile your load and instead you find more opportunities to bring up your delicious vegan yogurt and keep apologizing for forgetting to bring some for Samantha (as if you don’t spend all evening thinking about her…)

You’ve also done some online research about how to make sure your cum tastes good and have started eating about a pineapple a day! Fruits and veggies are the prescription for the best tasting spunk, it seems.