Do they work?

Home life was pretty stable for the next few days so Tom decided that he was going to ignore the cosmetics and just enjoy some normal home life with Sarah. Sarah kept talking excitedly about Matty in that way that anyone in a new relationship would. There was also the fact that she was a girl and it was a ll a new and exciting experience for her. Tom enjoyed the vivid descriptions of what they got up to so he couldn't complain too much.

They went out for lunch and a waitress asked if Sarah was his daughter which amused Sarah no end. Even more so because when she said that she was his wife she had looked at Tom with disbelief "I can't tell if she thought it was because I look younger than you or just though I was out of your league" she had tittered.

"You are out of my league. How do you think I got this fetish?" He had grumbled

"I know I am, makes it fun doesn't it?"

Tom had tried instigating sex but had got shot down. "It's too early for you to be kicking up a fuss about it" she had said "You have some pictures of me you can use if you feel backed up. I don't mind it if you need to masturbate just go and do it in private." He did. Her cold refusal had got him excited, despite part of him wanting not to just to make a point

These little incidents aside they had a pleasant couple of days being man and wife. Eating together and watching TV cuddled up on the sofa but on the third day Sarah brought up the cosmetics. "They are out for delivery today" he lied and Sarah had got all excited and asked him what was coming "I can't remember all of it so we can have an unboxing and it'll be a surprise. I forgot to say that I'd been in contact with them regarding Matilda."

"What did they say? Oh she'd love to have big fake boobies."

"Well, it's complicated. They said no, but" he added as her face dropped "they said that in their trials they had made a discovery. It seems that whatever it is they use to make this stuff is controlled the person it is encoded to so any cosmetic should work as long as you apply it."

Sarah had got very excited by that point and was **** to tell Matilda but Tom had calmed her down and said that maybe they should test it first so they don't get her hopes up. He couldn't believe it but he was genuinely trying to protect her feelings, the girl who was coming into his house and having sex with his wife on their bed but he was just so taken with her. If he had been a young man himself he would have sworn blind he was in love with her but he was old and wise enough to recognise a little infatuation. Such a pity she was gay, not that she would have looked at him anyway but infatuations weren't rational.

"How should we test it? Shall we give you tits?" asked Sarah.

"Not all of the ones coming are ****. There is definitely permanent hair removal stuff and stuff that changes your natural hair colour coming."

"Ooh, so we get to make you bald?"

"Funny."

Later Tom was **** to fake a delivery and he deposited the fairly large box on kitchen counter and his excitable wife danced in eager to see what she could change.

First was a shampoo that could change hair colour to anything you could think of, one that could grow it and one that could change it's texture. There was antidotes to all the changes that had been made so far which Tom was disappointed to note she didn't show much interest in apart from the one called 'shrinking cream' "What does this shrink?" she asked.

"I think it would shrink your breasts down"

"I wonder if it would shrink anything else?"

"I guess it would" he wondered what she could possibly want to shrink, her nose or maybe her feet? Not that they needed it he could only think of her breasts when it came to shrinking and she didn't seemed interested in that idea.

Two bottles of tic tacs with the labels 'voice pitch up' and 'voice pitch down'. Sarah cracked open the pitch up pills and took one. She tested her voice but the results weren't instant.

There was a bottle labelled 'skin toner' with more mints in. The hair removal cream came out next "Why did you get this one?" asked Sarah

"You said get everything. Anyway it might come in handy now."

The next bottle of pills was labelled 'drive enhancer' "Let me guess, sex drive enhancer?" asked Sarah with raised eyebrows

"You said get everything."

"That could be deadly if I took any, since we started this whole thing I'm pretty much horny all the time."

"I could always help you with that." he offered hopefully

She patted his shoulder "Honey, you know that isn't how this works. It's torturing you that keeps me so horny."

More stuff was lifted from the box 'eye colour drops', 'nail growth varnish' and 'any colour varnish'. 'Teeth whitening and straightening paste', 'ever fresh gum' a bottle labelled 'tattoo remover'. "Really?" said Sarah pointing it at Tom who shrugged apologetically. Finally a Jar of powder called 'makeup fixer' "What's this?" asked Sarah a bit confused.

"Oh this one, I think you'll like this, it uses the makeup you put on as a guide and changes your skin to match the makeup so when you take it off it looks like it's still there. I was kind of hoping that I could stop having to wash foundation off the pillow cases. But seriously I thought that one was fun."

Sarah opened it up and applied it to her face, picked up the hair changing shampoos and dashed off upstairs. Tom followed her up eager to see the effects. She closed the en suite door on him so he waited on the bed listening to the shower run. After a few minuets she called out "The makeup stuff works amazingly. I cant tell I took anything off and my eyelashes are now natural. A few moments later she screamed "It works hon', it works perfectly, oh my god look at me."

"Can I come in?"

"Nice try buster. You have to wait."

The sound of the hair dryer started and Tom sighed and sat on the bed. Eventually the door opened. She looked almost exactly the same as before she went in apart from her perfectly straight baby pink hair that ended just above her butt. "Look at this, it have me bangs and everything because that's what I imagined."

She dashed over to him and sat next to him on the bed "Pull my eyelash" she said and waited. Tom did as he was told and sure enough the eyelash that looked not only glued on but fully mascara covered was her real eyelash. Her lipstick had had a high gloss and he ran his thumb over her plump lips and they felt as though they should be glossy but there was no sign of anything on his thumb. Her cheeks seemed to be covered in foundation and shadow but again there was no trace of it when touched.

Sarah hugged him tight "Thank you babe, this stuff is amazing. I'm going to have so much fun with all this stuff." A thought struck her "What about testing it for Matty?"

"We can try the nail growth stuff if you like or maybe the eye colour drops?"

Sarah looked at him and a very wicked smile flickered onto her lips "I've had an idea."