Male

After a quick piss, you zip your pants and wash your hands after flushing the toilet. You head out to inspect the new materials, and pull out a pamphlet that came with the box. It read:

Here is the newest, hottest, cutest burger and sauce for Mr Velky Burger: The Girly Burger! Filled with our new special formula including our now patented Girly Sauce™ and special bovine growth hormones, all the ladies will love it!

And in tiny text at the bottom it read:

caution: males or male identifying people cannot under any circumstances consume this product. if they try to order you cannot sell it to them, under the risk of **** consequences.

_“Weird,” _you think to yourself. “Why wouldn’t they want guys eating this? And what this about growth hormones? What IS this stuff?” You take a squirt bottle of the Girly Sauce and take a sniff of it. It smelled like a mix of lavender, strawberrys, and grilled meat. Better than you expected, actually. Really appetizing. You think for a moment. “Should I get a taste, of this, or not risk it?”