AMAZINGly well

You scroll down the list, not recognizing any of the songs, but you realise that's not too surprising; the company isn't likely to want to shell out big bucks for licensing big name artists just for their demo songs. Luckily, though, the device has the ability to play a sample of the first few seconds of the song without activating any motion and you are able to select something that sounds good.

Finally, it begins.

You press back, taking the head in and hit play. The song starts out slow, the speakers behind you setting up a dull hum of bass that tickles your guts as the shaft begins an almost excruciatingly slow push forward. You resist the urge to simply fuck yourself silly with it and let it do its work.

The hum begins to pulse, a rhythm building as subtones in the music are matched by vibrations in the shaft. It thrusts shortly in and out, like a toe tapping to the music but tapping against your prostate. It is exquisite, knowing exactly when each thrust will come but feeling the satisfaction of it all moving perfectly in time.

As a second rhythm begins, the motions becomes complex, almost circular, but still rhythmic. It slides in and out of you in complex patterns that leave you gasping, angling to get it to hit just the right spot and then gasping all the more when it suddenly picks up speed and power.

Every verse is a joy, and every chorus is a joyous refrain played into your body. Finally, the crescendo begins to build, matched by your own ascending libido. The sounds feel like they're playing against your heart and soul, every note more powerful than the last until, at long last, the peak is reached, pounding pell-mell into your orgasm, causing you to buck and spray wildly, screaming your pleasure in a voice driven beyond its max. You are an explosion of pleasure given voice.

And as you come down from those giddy heights, so does the song, slowly massaging the last few dribbles out of you, gently finishing you like a kindly lover. It is wonderful.