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Q:How was your childhood

A: Oh, it was one big fight. [she laughs] Since I was 4, I'd have my brother coming in, complaining that people stole his milk money, spit in his hair, and so of course I'd have to go kick their asses for it. Then they'd have older brothers or sisters come after me for it, and so I'd have to kick their asses too. Then their parents would try it, and pretty soon I was kicking their asses too. The more bullies I beat up, the more determined the ones who I hadn't got. Other than that, I can't complain though. I had a good home life and my parents were supportive of what I wanted to do, even if they didn't approve. My dad begged me not to do sex wrestling, said it wasn't ladylike. I almost listened until my mom told me a story about tying some bitch cheerleader's hands to the overhead shower in the locker room and nailing her with a strapon until she fainted from continuous orgasms. I guess it runs in the family. We're not incestuous like the Luvs are though, so don't ask.

Q: What are some of the meanest bullies here you think

A: Dolly and Chichi. I'm dealing with them first. There's a few others I want to deal with before they even get started. Lisa McVan's pretty bad, mainly because she can buy her way out of anything. You're probably expecting me to mention Chantz, but I can sympathize with why she humiliates people - I just think she's picking on the wrong ones. Oh, and that crazy teacher. She bullies students because she gets whipped whenever she tries facing someone her own size. When I get done with her, Kimmy will be able to kick her ass.

Q: How was underground fighting?

A: Honestly, not so great. It didn't pay very well because there wasn't any regulations, and people got hurt. There were behind the scenes deals, fixed matches, bookers stealing the money you made and they had bodyguards with guns so you couldn't kick their ass for it. Basically the reward wasn't even near worth the risk.

Q:what girls here you like to battle?

A: Battle? I'd love to take anyone on. Obviously there's some bad girls I'd love to humiliate. I mean, I came here because my old rival Melissa, who runs away every time I try to confront her, was here. But that little jailbait cheerleader, what's her name, Chichi... I'm going to make her beg. Or Lisa Cole. Prove to her exactly what she's worth. It's not a dollar, but I might let her eat me for that much.

The only person in the entire league I wouldn't want to fight is Tikka. And that's because she's not a jobber, she just acts like one. Some day she's going to snap and I don't want to be anywhere near when it happens.

Q: What you advice by some of the wimpier wrestlers?

A:Two words: Squat Rack. Anybody can learn to do a good scissor hold without knowing much about fighting, why do you think Dolly does so well? Build some strong legs and you can fight back. Also, you should see if any of the upper carders are willing to train you. You never learn to fight if you aren't good enough to throw a punch, but there's plenty of people in the league who could and will help you get better.