Ozpin taking a stroll through the garden

Just up ahead of them Professor Ozpin stood with his back turned, completely oblivious to the group of students and the almost naked professor. He seemed to be in the middle of a casual walk through the campus grounds, only having stopped to admire the flowers.

Time seemed to grind to a halt. Everyone froze. No one moved. No one spoke. No one even breathed. The only audible sound was the wind rustling the leaves around them, and the low sound of Ozpin humming to himself. Everyone’s heart pounded in their chest as they prepared themselves for what was coming. They knew there was no way to explain this. All Ozpin would see is eight students surrounding a thong clad Glynda, three of whom were somewhat bruised with damaged clothing from their fight, Nora holding a ripped bra, and Yang clutching Glynda’s waist. The lot of them would be expelled, and potentially charged with ****.

Then, just as Ozpin began to turn around, Yang did the only thing she could think to do. She hoisted Glynda into a better position, and threw her to the right, hoping to put her in the only nearby cover available, the rose bushes.

“Yang whaAH?!”

In Yang’s haste she succeeded in not only landing successfully hiding Glynda, but also managed to knock both Nora and Ruby in with her. She was about to apologize, but stopped herself as Ozpin addresses them.

“Afternoon students. I see I’m not the only one admiring the flora today.” Ozpin said.

“Good afternoon Professor” the students said in almost robotic unison. They all still feared discovery, but mentally breathed a sigh of relief that Ozpin hadn’t yet found out.

“No need to sound so stressed. You all seem as if you’ve got something heavy on your minds.”

“Oh we, uh, it’s just we... you see” Jaune fumbled his words trying to come up with a response, only for Pyrrha to interject.

“What Jaune is trying to say is that we’re all a bit nervous about an exam tomorrow, and we were all out taking a break from studying.”

“Uhhh yep, big test tomorrow. That Oobleck sure knows how to write ‘em. Supposed to be a real doozy” Jaune said, about to continue when Ren elbowed him to shut up.

“I see. Well if you’re trying to clear your minds of stress you’ve come to the right place. The garden was originally constructed for the purpose of giving students a quiet place to collect themselves. Unfortunately it doesn’t get as much use as it did in the past, so it’s nice to hear that students still use it for its intended purpose” Ozpin replied with a smile. There was an awkward silence that follow for a short moment, before Ozpin continued. “Well, I won’t keep you six any longer, I’ve already lingered longer than I had intended, and I think perhaps you’ll relax more without the presence of a professor.” And with that the headmaster began to leave.

They had somehow managed, and all began to relax for a moment. Yang started to head over to the bushes to retrieve the three.

“Oh and one last thing before I forget.” They all snapped back to standing still as Ozpin turned to them once again. “Have any of you seen Ms. Goodwitch? She had gone settle a fight that broke out between some students and was supposed to meet me here afterwards, but she never showed. You all wouldn’t happen to know anything about that would you?”

“Nope, not at all sir. We’ve been too busy getting ready for that test.” Blake responded, trying to stand in a way that Ozpin wouldn’t take notice of Yang’s bruises and damaged clothing.

“Of course. Well if you see her, let her know I’ll be in my office.” Finally Ozpin left the students, who waited for an extra moment or two to ensure he left for real this time.

“Oh thank goodness. I thought for sure we’d be caught” Weiss said, falling to a sitting position.

They all stood for a moment to collect themselves, and then heard a rustling coming from the bushes.

“You can come out now, Ozpin is finally gone” Blake called to them.