Link just tries taking off the ears.

It suddenly hit Link: if he took off the Bunny Hood ears, he would turn back. Duh! He reached up and easily pulled them off his head...but nothing else happened. His busty, feminine body stayed exactly like that. Staring at the Bunny Hood that had done this to him, Link felt tears well up in his eyes. This sucked! What was he going to do. Not really sure of where to go, he just started walking, leaving the graveyard and entering the village. As he walked, Link started to notice guys staring at him weird. What, was there something wrong with his hair? After a while, the stares turned into cat calls, and pick-up lines. Link tried to brush them off, even though he was kinda flattered by them. At least it felt good knowing that people thought he was attractive. Realizing that the sun was setting soon, Link went to the nearby inn and talked to the innkeeper. "Like, I'm new here, and I kinda, like, need a room."

The middle-aged man behind the desk, who was totally checking out Link's cleavage, told him, "That'll be fifty rupees." Slowly, Link counted out fifty rupees from his bag and handed them over. The innkeeper counted them in his hand, then handed back a blue rupee. "You gave me fifty-five. Here's your room key." He handed a key to Link for his new room, and Link took it, went into his room, and quickly feel asleep in the soft comfort of his bed.