Time to Bare it all

I took a deep breath, this next move was going to shock a lot of people, but it was necessary for my plan.

I pulled my cloak from my body, and placed my potion bag upon the floor. I began to untie my boots, and quickly kicked them off.

"What the Hell is he doing," the crowd wondered. And as my sweater came off, they began to worry. Soon my shirt was thrown to the floor, leaving me without anything covering my upper body.

It was when I began to undue my pants that the crowd really reacted.

"Is this allowed," they cried. The dragon merely stared in confusion.

Without another moment, I pulled my boxers down. Revealing to the world, ME!

I heard a collective gasp, but this was all part of the plan.

"What sort of strategy is this," said Mr. Bagman?

I reached into my bag ready to grab the potion I had prepared. Then they would understand.

OH

The potions had moved since I had packed them. It had to be one of these. This was fine, I could guess which one it was. Nobody was luckier than Idius Halfhwit.