SCP-1471 / MalO ver1.0.0

Oh...? You mean the cyber-stalking, zombie werewolf, uh... Thing?

Well, it's certainly the case that SCP-1471 has become quite an iconic and popular entity in the Foundation's canon over the past few years. And, it must be acknowledged, SCP-1471 is a particularly popular example among readers that also harbour an interest in... Well... Characters with fur, and, um...

... Actually, I guess you don't really need this explained, do you? Let's move along...

As the initial and primary forms of manifestation by SCP-1471 are digital, rather than physical, you'll be pleased to hear that the upfront costs to yourself will actually be quite minimal. For the non-biological aspects of your order, Studs 'R' Us will be working closely with an external Software and Computer Programming firm.

Rest assured, we have rigorous auditing procedures in place to ensure that all external organisations subcontracted through Studs 'R' Us uphold the same high standards of quality and consumer service that our patrons expect.

I've now logged your order, so... Hm? Ah- no, no, no. For this particular order, Studs 'R' Us requires no further details regarding your preferences. Don't worry about a thing. You can expect our subcontractor to be in contact with you in four to eight weeks, at the close of their development cycle. Things will become clear then, trust me.

So; all that remains is for me to say: thank you for your order, and thank you for choosing Studs 'R' Us.

Have a pleasant day!

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