Dick/Harley wakes up

The first thing Harley Quinn thought as she started to wake up was my head HURTS. Like crazy hurts. The next thing she thought was what the heck happened to me?

Barbara was monitoring her when she noticed Dick starting to move and get up. “Dick! Are you alright? Can you hear me?” Barb rolled over to Dick’s bed, to get close.

“Dick?” Harley replied, “nah, I ain’t Dick anymore. I’m Harley!”

Oracle was starting to get upset. His voice was definitely not Dick, it was Harley’s, “Come on Dick, you know who you are, you’re Dick Grayson! My boyfriend!”

“Babs, listen ta me,” Harley said, “you’re still my girlfriend, I still love ya, but look at me! I ain’t no ‘boy!’ I’m a woman! A female with a female’s body!” Harley then sat up and started playing with her big new tits over the shirt she was given. “I mean-“ she moaned at their sensitivity. “I mean look at these tits! Not-“ *moan* “not many guys have these!” She stopped and looked at Oracle.

“Listen Barb, I get it. This is incredibly weird for ya. But what ever Joker did, I’m fine with it! I’m still me, just with some added baggage!” Harley giggled at her own joke.

NOW Oracle was upset. Hearing the programming was one thing, but saying that what The Joker did was “fine” was horrible to hear. “Fine then! Be like that! I can’t stand this!” She yelled, before rolling away. “Bruce, come here, SHES awake!”

Harley started stretching her body and walked off the medical bed. She noticed she was wearing a pair of shorts, swimming trunk a from when she was Dick. Her waist got bigger, but her ass still fit. Batman then walked into the room.

“Dick, are you okay.” It was as difficult as ever to hear any emotion in his voice, but Harley figured Bruce was saddened like Babs. She’d have to convince everyone she was fine.

“Like I said to Babs, Bruce, I ain’t Dick no more! At least, not fully. I’ve still got my mind, my memories, my moral-ities, just with a new zest!”

“Joker brainwashed you Dick-“ “Harley, call me Harley now, it’s who I am.” Bruce figured it would be easier to let her have her way for now. “Okay, HARLEY, Joker brainwashed you! This isn’t who you are! You should be horrified at this!”

“Maybe I am, deep down, but I gotta say I’m loving it! Listen, what Joker did was terrible, awful! But now it’s happened, and I don’t wanna change! Dick is who I was, but now I’m Harley! And I love it!” She leaped up and started doing acrobatics. “See? I’m still me! Now, when can I get back into crime fighting and getting **** on Joker?”