Message Jethro

So you are interested in fucking Julie? I sent to my brother. It was only a few moments before I got a response.

I’ll come in, was all it said. I shrugged and waited for him. When he slid the den’s door open I looked up to see her was wearing cotton boxer briefs and nothing else. “Jesus Jethro, have you been working out or something?” I said.

His arms were larger than I remembered but still toned, his stomach was flat, though not lined with abs. He laughed awkwardly, “I have had a little bit of time on my hands,” he pulled up a couch and sat. “You really think she would be interested?” He asked me.

I balked, “She was interested in you years ago, and you weren’t as sexy as as you are now,” I tried to explain.

He shrugged, “I just have some self-confidence issues.”

“You?” I asked, “You are smart, and considerate when you are not being a brotherly dick, you damn well are good looking and with your study you have career prospects, what the hell are you self-conscious of?”

He shrugged again, “I’ve had a few girlfriend’s lately, sort of gone through them quick.”

“So, you’ve been a young man, tapping and slapping and saying goodbye,” I was very confused at this point. He blushed, I could see it in the darkness, “Wait, you have had sex haven’t you?”

“Of course I’ve had sex,” he replied, “It’s just been a while.”

“How the hell has it been a while?” I demanded, “I mean I’m not going to say you are an Adonis, but you sure as hell are attractive, and as I said, smart and such, yet you are telling me you can’t get women into bed?”

He shrugged again, it was starting to annoy me, “I used to get women into bed regularly, but didn’t often go anywhere. Over the years, it just sort of wore me down.”

“So women wanted to get into bed with you, but not have sex?” He nodded, “That seems weird, why didn’t they want to have sex?”

He went bright red and after a moment of silence I continued. “Well it can’t be you are shit in bed if they don’t want to try, and it’s not cause you are small cause I can see myself that you are no pencil dick. So what is it, you got some weird fetish or something?”

He laughed half heartedly, “Actually…”