Mate.

After latching her still sleeping baby boy into his car seat and letting me break down his stroller to fit it into the back, Aor drove us to the restaurant

We chatted for a while as we headed that way. I told her all about Piya's alter ego, how dirty and unleashed Bambi is, all to the great giggling joy of Aor. I figured there wasn't any point in denying it, Aor always finds out.

"She would be into that," Aor says with a laugh as she turns off the main road and into a parking lot.

The restaurant we apparently had reservations for wasn't far. The reservations were apparently under Aor's name and under her husband's phone number.

"I still don't fully understand the plan here." I finally confess as I take out the stroller, open it up and lock it securely.

"Just come have lunch with me," Aor says calmly as she puts her baby into the stroller and begins to move behind it to push. I swear she is showing off her chest to me as she walks past. Both of her magnificent, augmented breasts pushed together and up by the way she locks her arms as she moves the stroller. Now isn't the time to act on it, that much I know.

"Our girl Piya and the good nun say they have it all figured out," Aor says as we reach the restaurant, "we're just supposed to go with it."

Inside the restaurant, we get shown our table by a kindly host who walks us past Yui and Constance, casually picking at salads as they sit at the table across from us. There are two other salads on the table, two empty chairs beside Yui and Mother Superior.

Yui winks at me but that's all the acknowledgement any of us give each other as we settle in and the meal progresses like a normal meal.

Midway through lunch, Aor is playing peekaboo with her son when her husband comes barging through the door of the restaurant. His face is almost purple with anger as he pushes past the same kind host who seated us.

Cursing in Thai and yelling out Aor's name, he storms into the dining room. Aor has heard him, everyone has, so she has moved to stand up, shielding her son from her yelling, livid soon to be ex-husband.

She is firing back at him, speaking fast and in Thai so I have no idea what's happening when she dramatically points to the door I assume she is telling him to leave. When she is making vulgar hand gestures I assume she is telling him where he can cram something.

He finally says something that stops Aor cold in her tracks. She pauses and raises one finger up to his face and she says in English, "you fucking cheated on me."

He, in turn, is pointing at me, waving his phone around in front of her face and speaking louder and louder. He sneers out in English, I suppose for my benefit, "at least I had the decency to not film it, even my whores wouldn't film themselves getting fucked like the depraved little bitch in heat you are in this video."

He starts to step towards Aor in a threatening, overpowering position, slipping back into Thai each verbal **** seems to be crashing onto Aor and eroding her self esteem.

That is enough for me, I know I'm supposed to roll with whatever happens, but that statement crosses a line. I can only see the back of Aor's head so I cant see how that landed for her but its too much for me. I stand up from the table and stand between Aor and her Husband, staring him down as I try to back him away from our table. The anger I'm feeling all but completely controlled, if only barely.

Then Aor's Husband throws his arm back, winding up for a punch that he sends flying into my jaw. Every once of **** he can muster launches his knuckle right into my chin, fortunately, I've been punched before and he is much, much smaller than me so my chin moves, his fist breaks contact and we're both just standing there afterwards.

The way he has been treating Aor makes me want to kill him. He took his free shot and every part of me is feeling justified in whatever I do to him next but I look over at Aor, then over to Yui. Yui is now the only person at her table, I don't know where The nun went but when I make eye contact with Yui I see she is signalling me. I look at her hand gestures and see her mouthing to me "go down."

I look over to the bar and I see Piya with Lucy, that must complete Yui's four-seat both filming the whole thing with their phones. Lucy, my neighbour being a former cop looks to step in but Piya touches her arm and

Looking back over to Aor's husband who is winding up to throw another punch at me. This time the moment his knuckles connect with my chin, I let my knees go limp and fall to the floor.

The moment I feel my hip hit the floor I watch a black blur lunge at and tackle Aor's husband. I see Constance putting him in an armbar that shoves his face into the floor and renders him unable to move. Her Habit draping over her face as she chastises him for talking to a lady in such a manner.

Suddenly I hear Piya's voice as she and Yui are over with Aor, helping console her and the baby. "What the hell is wrong with you. This is why she wanted to leave your ass."

He stammers something about how she is his wife he can talk to her however he pleases. I can't catch all of it, it's muffled by the floor and the more he talks the more I notice Constance is really putting more and more weight into pushing his face into the floor.

"You really did it this time." Aor says, brushing the hair out of her face, "you acted like such an asshole that you had to be restrained by a nun."

"Are you alright dear?" Constance asks Aor, "I'm sorry to impose on such a private disagreement but I really did worry for your safety and for the safety of that precious child."

"Thank you, Sister," Aor says, "I don't know what I would have done without you."

"You fucking bitch, this is a setup! No one is going to believe you" Aor's husband yells into the floor.

"They'll probably believe a nun though," Piya says, stepping over and kneeling down next to Aor's immobilized husband, "and all these witnesses plus a police officer."

"I saw the whole thing," Lucy casually says, not leaving the bar. "You're lucky the nun got to you before I did. ****, battery, domestic ****."

Aor's husband doesn't know Lucy is off the ****, now doesn't seem like the time to tell him so I just dramatically hold my hand to my jaw, pretending like its hurt as I slowly get up off the floor.

"We can make life a lot worse for you," Piya says to Aor's ex, lowly and so not everyone can hear, but she says it in English which is a telling choice. "Think about what happens if your employers find out how you assaulted the mother of your child and her best friend's boyfriend in the middle of the lunch rush. Think about everything you can lose, I will take it from you if you don't make this divorce everything Aor wants it to be. Do you understand?"

"Do I need to call this in, Sister?" Lucy asks Constance but for the benefit of the man she has pinned underneath her.

"Does she?" Constance asks Aor's ex-husband.