Chapter 7 by Katnaace
How do you greet this lady?
Begin flirting with her
Current Class: Wannabe Princess
You approach this strange woman.
"Hey sexy." you greet, giving a wink right after. The woman doesn't seem so keen on your affection, flipping the bird your way. Which is absolutely rude.
"Oh. You're a lesbian." they continue and sigh. "Of course I end up with the one woman who likes other women. Just my fucking luck."
You give them a look. While sure, it's kind of expected that not everyone would be for the LGBTQ+ movement. But there's something about this woman that says otherwise.
"My apologies." you remark, it all coming out refined and sincere. "Is there any reason that you do not care for me?"
The woman rolled her eyes.
"Babe, I'm a succubus." she muttered, getting a double take from you. "My job is to seduce men and bring them to their downfall. Do you know how many times I've thought I brought back a man only to find their a fucking butch. A fucking butch."
You look away. How long had it been since she died? Had to be a couple of years. Last night was the first time you've
"I'm sorry to hear that." you continue, trying to find the words. "While I can't change your opinion on lesbians, I promise you that I will only do that if you want me too."
A giggle. Guess that works for the moment. Even if your target's face is burning red. Not quite as homophobic as she looked at first glance. But right now, it's possibly
'You have a gained a level in Etiquette. Your level is now 2.'
Another pop-up. Wonderful. Giving it a click, you watch the full explanation come up.
- Etiquette Lvl 1 - How you use your words. Higher levels allow for one to sooth entire crowds with a couple key words. Also increases ability to empathize with other people.
Handy, but not sure how much for the moment.
What do you do now?
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