Ok, fine.

“This is no problem,” you say to yourself, “I don’t even need to dry myself off. You step out of the tub, and feel a momentary loss of balance, but you right yourself. You stumble into your room and look through the closet for the wetsuit you’d gotten from your friend out on the west coast. Finally, in the very back, folded up neatly in a box, you find it. You slip on the booties first, then slide your lubed-up chest into the suit. Were your breasts always this big? You notice your bath has gotten you a little bit hot and bothered, and dig through your nightstand to find a large, translucent purple dildo. You slide it into the suit, and maneuver it into your slimy pussy. A sigh of erotic tension leaves you, and you feel the dildo working back and forth inside you. You finally manage to zip up the suit, and the pressure from all sides is actually super comforting. You walk back out onto your terrace, and lay down in the grass again. The sun shines on the black neoprene and you feel the warmth seep into your skin. Before long, you’ve fallen fast asleep.