"I know she wouldn't fuck you no matter what. I bet you can't seduce her, even if the two of you are alone she won't let you anywhere near her."

"Really; then prove it. Get her sexy little ass over hear and we'll find out which of us knows her better"

"Fine, what are the stakes? You name it"

"Anything I want?"

"I'm going to win, so name it. It don't matter what you want from me cuz I won't lose"

"Ok, if I can't get up in her I'll give $1000 and you can drive my convertible for two weeks. When I get done fuckin her you will owe me $1000 and I get you motorcycle for two weeks"

"I don't have a $1000, you know that"

"Ok, since I'm risking a grand and my car, I want value for value. If I get my dick in her even for five seconds with her consent I get your bike, if she lets me bust in her cunt you owe me a bj"

"What! Fuck you"

"Come on buddy, what do you got to lose? You know for certain that I won't be able to get near your precious perfect Jen. Don't bitch up now, show your faith in her"