Sneak up on her and whack her!

'This is honestly all insane! If this Bimbo Virus is true, then that means it is contagious and could infect me too!' I thought to myself.

Fearing the virus I immediately went into the garage where dad keeps the tools I grabbed the first blunt object I could find, a crowbar, and sprinted out the backdoor. Hoping to sneak up on the black bimbo I crouched and slowly manuevered myself around the house. There I saw her! She was seeming texting on her black I-Phone. Just as I was about to whack her she turned to me.

"Oh! Hi C-!" She said before I whacked her across the side of the head. She slumped forward and faceplanted on the driveway. Remembering she seemed to know me I dived into her pockets and got out her wallet. I opened it and found a driver's license that said 'Johnson Brown'.

Johnson! That was a fellow senoir who I frequently had small talk with. Guess he, now sge, must have turned relatively recently as it hasn't been that long ago since I spoke with him.

"Mmmm~! If you wanted to touch my butt you could've just ask." Johnson moaned as she stood up.

"You are better then this John! Fight it!" I encouraged Johnson.

"Better? This is the best Connor. Look, i'll show you." She said as she got ready to pounce.