Catfished

Jack waits nervously for his date.

“Are you coming already?” He texts her.

“I’m gonna be a bit late." She replied.

"Oh god." Jack thinks to himself. At least he could look in the museum and think of jokes in anticipation.

Half an hour later someone hughs Jack from the back.

“Hello Jack!!”

Jack almost melted when he heard her voice. It was so sweet and calming, but then he turned around and what he sees is a slight chubby chick and she wasn't lying when she said she got the biggest ass of the state

“I know what you’re thinking. I am fat. But if you don’t like it, take it as a lesson for you, white boy.”