she goes on and on

Why are you so pretty?
“Oh, you’re sweet to ask! Well, I comb my long pretty hair every day extra long, plus I’ve got plenty of cash to blow on all the best makeup and perfume and clothes. Plus I’m just so perfect. It’s a great trick to let people think they have any chance against me in the ring or on the streets.”

What do you think Kimmy just a fat..fat do I have to read owwwww ok ok. Why is she just a fat old slut?
“Cuz she’s old and out of shape. She’s not ripped like I am, and probably gets all her clothes at Wal Mart bargain bins and crap. Maybe even a dumpster, if she’s **** enough. Plus she can’t find a decent husband, so she gets depressed and eats like a fuckin’ pig.”
“I do not! I had a boyfriend until you beat him up and rode him all night.”
“So get a boyfriend when you’re able to satisfy and fight for him, twat-face!”

Can you please punch me?
“Well, I dunno. My hand’s kind of hurting and I wouldn’t wanna break a nail, so I really shouldn’t. But you did say please, and I’m such a sweetheart, so fine. Nothin’ but the best for my pet!” BAM! “Now thank me.”
“Owwww… thank you, Queen Chichi.”
SLAP! “I TOLD you about that! Call me Princess, not Queen! Queens have to do work!”

What was the harshest beating you have OUTSIDE the ring?
“I still really like that one I did to you that time with the restraining order… or the nerd who I shoved a cucumber up his ass and made him walk through school that way… or just about any time I met that Timmy twerp… unless of course, you mean what was the worst beating I’ve taken. In which case, how dare you ask such an invasive question, you gross little blob of a bitch!”
“You TOLD me to…”
SLAP!

What your favorite stuff to get geeks like me to buy you?
“Oh, everything. I always need new dildos and things, because I keep breaking them off inside other chicks and guys. Pretty dresses are great, long as they’re in my size. Bringing me more wusses to beat on is great, and sweets of all kinds. Heck, gimmee some chubby dorky bitch in lingerie my size (it should fit tight enough to hurt her, that’s a good way to tell my size) to eat chocolate off of while I bash her face in.”
Kimnny sighed. “So just like your birthday last month?”
“Yep. And I expect another one this month, tubby.”

Why do you intimidate me so much?
“Cuz I’m the better woman. Say it with me now…”
“You’re the better woman.”
“In every way, too. Heck, I’m barely in puberty and I’ve already gotten hotter tail than you, make more money than you do, was born more privileged, have such nicer, little mouthful-sized tits compared to your droopy fat ones, I have huge muscles, everyone loves and fears me at once, you’ve got that weird birthmark on your cheek that looks really gross, I’m Asian and everyone loves Asian girls, you’re over the hill while I’m young and perky, I can fight AT ALL, I’m faster and smarter than you, I’m the ultimate gymnast, all the boys want to fuck me, all the GIRLS want to fuck me, I can make a queer guy drool with a flash of my butt, my pretty eyes are just gorgeous, nobody fucks like me, nobody gets fucked like me, I’m the rightful champion of the entire league, should be queen of the universe, and most of all, I look prettier than you, whether it’s in a thong, schoolgirl outfit, bikini, dress, naked, even inside out.”
Chichi took a big breath after a rant on her favorite subject. “And that’s just for starters.”