Your friend, Sheema.

Sheema has been your best friend since grade school, and pretty much everything you do, she knows about in some way. She’s always been jealous of how rich you are, but has never hesitated to ask you if she needs money for whatever faddish thing she’s into at the moment. You’re already chuckling to yourself about how jealous she’s doing to be.

“Hey, Mia,” her voice blares through the small phone speaker, “watcha up to?”

“You’re gonna be soo jealous whenever you see,” you respond, “do you want a selfie with them, or do you wanna see ‘em in person?”

“Ooh, it’s a them, is it?”

“Yup.”