Picking your roommates

"Each of you are going to live in a suite with eight girls," says Irene Kelly. "Your laptops should now be displaying a quiz. Based on your interests you will be placed together. Take the quiz seriously or it will hurt you a lot."

The quiz pops up and asks you questions, mostly about your sexual preferences, kinks, and fetishes. Soon everyone is done.

"Okay," she says. "There are snacks just outside. Feel free to talk to each other for about fifteen minutes. Then please go to the suites you were assigned. Your laptop will show the location."

You check your laptop and it says to go to West Hall, suite 2B. Across campus you find the 2-story residence hall.