Awkward

"Hello Tyrone?, you don't know me, but a couple months ago you were at the Queens Gambit bar and my wife Samantha gave you a blowjob when you followed her into the ladies room, I'm not able to satisfy my wife sexually, she can only get real satisfaction from a real big cock like she says you have, will you please come and fuck my wife for me?" i ask Tyrone over the phone.

"Hahahahahaha, Yo man, you fo realz, cause this shit is just too fucking funny." he says.

"I'm being serious Mr. Tyrone....." he cuts me off.

"bwhahahaha, Did you just call me Mr. Tyrone? Nigga you fucking hilarious, you crack me up. Sure i'll come fuck yo wife for you, i remember he, she was that really hot redhead right? When and where?" he asks me.

I give him our address and tell him to come over tonight.