Ignore it.

You can’t let this get in your way. You sit up off your bed of grass and flowers and rush into your apartment and to the bathroom. You brush your teeth quickly, just trying to take your mind off of your recent ...development... you finish brushing your teeth. Still not gone. You decide a shower is in order. You turn on the cold water to the max and step in. The water blasts onto your exposed breasts, and the coldness causes your skin to form goosebumps, but to no avail, the phallus still stands triumphantly off your waist, pulsing under your scrutinizing gaze.