Use Mom’s office

I briefly consider whether Alex will feel more threatened if he realizes my working area is right next to Eric’s. “Oh, the hell with that,” I think. “Alex is mature, and he’ll realize that there’s no reason to be concerned. Hell, he’d probably hit it off with Eric, once he gets to know him.”

Making up my mind, I hand the pink slip back to Eric and say, “I think I will use my mother’s office. Would you mind calling up front and having them send him here?”

“I’ll do better than that,” says Eric. “I’ll go get him myself and escort him here.”

Eric doesn’t ask why I don’t go get him myself. I’m glad he doesn’t, because it might be a little awkward to explain my plans.

Eric leaves to get Alex, and I go into my mom’s office. It is a spacious, executive office, with a massive desk and tasteful decor. The only thing that immediately distinguishes this office from that of any other successful executive is the shelf behind her desk that, at first glance, appears to feature a display of about a dozen gold-plated dildos. In reality, they are just some of the Dick Awards she earned for Best Porn Actress during her performing career.

I take the time to go over to the shelf, looking for one award in particular. When I locate it, I take the 18-inch golden penis in my hands and gaze at it fondly. The inscription on the base reads, “Doris ‘Lusty Love’ Karley — Best Actress — 24 Hour Service: Special Deliveries in the Rear.”

I’m sure you’ve seen it. It was one of Mom and Dad’s biggest hits, produced back in their glory days when they were the top porn performers in the industry. Dad played the part of the owner of an automotive repair business that serviced a never-ending parade of female customers who needed their vehicles and their libidos fully serviced. Mom played the part of his trusty office administrator, who dealt with angry customers (all of whom were men, for some strange reason) who felt they were being overcharged, provided “employee benefits” to all the mechanics, and when a school bus broke down on the way to the big game, managed to keep the entire high school football team and cheerleading squad occupied while the bus was being repaired.

Yes, it was a great movie, but that’s not why that award means so much to me. If you watch scene 4, you’ll get to see the moment I was conceived. To refresh your memory, that’s the scene where all the mechanics — 16 of them, if I remember correctly — are in the break room, angry about their low wages, pathetic health insurance, etc. When my dad’s attempts to calm them down don’t work, my mom steps in and distracts them in classic Lusty Love fashion. She does a few sexy pole dancing moves, and if anyone thinks it odd that a dancer’s pole would be in a break room of a auto repair place, they forget about it as she moves from guy to guy, enticing each one with a lap dance, followed by progressively hotter stuff. Before you know it, she is the center of attention at a full-blown gangbang.

Well, as I said, that’s when I was conceived. If you watch carefully, you’ll see that every cock that penetrates her is nicely wrapped in a condom. Every cock, that is, except one. You’ll also notice that as each of the 16 mechanics cum, they quickly pull off their rubbers and jerk off on my mom’s face and tits. When my dad cums, though, his clearly-unwrapped dick is buried deep inside her snatch. When I watch that scene and see the loving look on my mom’s sperm-soaked face as she watches my dad bust a nut inside her, I like to think that she knew something special just happened. Sure enough, nine months later, I came into the world.

My brother’s conception was similarly caught on film, but I’ll let him tell you about that. He’ll also probably want to tell you that the moment he lost his virginity was also preserved for all posterity, but that’s only because he arranged to have his buddy Clint hide in the closet with his phone. That particular video is not nearly as artistic as 24-Hour Service, but I understand it kept Jeremy’s Boy Scout troop very entertained during every showing of it.

While we’re on the subject, the answer is no. I did not have my moment of deflowering recorded. It’s not for lack of effort — at least on the part of Danny Cox. He tried to pull the same stunt as Jeremy, only he tried to record it himself. I told him if he tried to record anything, all that the camera would capture would be the moment of impact as my foot crushed his balls. He wisely chose to forego the souvenir video. It’s just as well... I doubt if his grand total of 28 seconds inside me would have earned him many accolades.

OK... I’m getting distracted. I put the award back on the shelf and realize I’m going to have to move fast. Alex will be here any second, and I want to be ready. I figure the best way to put him at ease about my job is to reinforce just how much I love him. There is one sure-fire way to do that.

I quickly strip off my clothes. At first I am tempted to leave them on a pile on the floor, but I remember that I am at work and need to maintain a professional appearance. Rather than risk my clothes getting all wrinkled, I pick them up and carry them to Mom’s private bathroom. There, as I suspected, is a clothing rod and hangers. I take the time to carefully hang up my clothing, ensuring it will retain its professional appearance, and then return to the office.

I want to make a really good impression on Alex when he comes in. I look around and make up my mind.