Some 'Self-Aid' Stuff

"Uhh, maybe some self-aid stuff."

"Like a pocket pussy?"

"Yeah."

"Hey, no need to be nervous. Nothing wrong with a bit of self-love."

"Right." You let out a nervous chuckle. "Uhh, you wouldn't have any recommendations?"

"Sure. Come with me."

You follow the clerk towards the aisles. With Adela absent, you take the chance to peak at the clerk's perky ass that's emphasized by figure-hugging leather pants. At the appropriate aisle, the clerk asks "So what's your budget?"

"Oh umm... what's the cheapest option?"

"Well, I've heard good things about this model."

The clerk hands you a box, that reads 'SELFIE Sara Realistic Pocket Pussy', that is priced $22.

"You'll probably want some lube too."

"I guess so."

"This stuff's perfect."

She hands you a bottle of AquaLove Water-based lube, priced at $8.

"Cool. So do you guys do credit card?"

"We sure do. Would you like a bag as well?"

"That'd be great. Thanks."

"Perfect. Come with me."

After paying for your new toy, you head back home, eager to play with it.