The Hobo

He taps me on the shoulder.

He smiles a toothless grin which I am now familiar with and judging by his proximity to me and the feeling of a fleshy member punching into my side, I assume he is still very turned on by my recent indecent exposure.

In a gruff voice he says, "Spare a fuck for a stranger?" (Not the worst pick up line I've ever received)

He smells gross but I smell worse and he does look to be in good shape underneath his tattered clothes...