Fantasy Fucking

Walking into the church, I saw the wedding was....a theme I wouldn't have expected. It was like stepping into an indoor Renaissance festival.

"Oh my gosh, I love it!" Janice gushed "I wish I'd known it was fantasy theme, I would have dressed more thematically."

I looked around and saw that just about everyone was wearing some sort of medieval esque outfit, although more modest than the usual slutty pirate and bar wench you'd see at your average Ren faire.

I felt both severely over and under dressed. Not that it'd matter once the bride walked down the aisle.

"You'll never guess! Me and John are together now, boyfriend and girlfriend!" Janice happily informed my mom, sister and Mickey, breaking me from my people watching.

"Oh, I'm so glad to hear that. Maybe the next wedding we go to will be you two's." My mom replied in her usual chipper self.

Making my way over to the girls, I greeted the as well. "You didn't say this thing would be a nerd fest." I chided Mickey, although honestly with what I had planned, a bunch of nerdy chicks was actually a good thing.

"Oh shoot, yeah. I forgot to mention my sister is huge into this kinda stuff, her soon to be husband is too." She apologized.

We then went around, greeting the family and friends, informing them I was an EDP and I'd probably be fucking them, ect. After that, we took our seats and I bided my time past all the boring shit.

Finally, after what felt like ages, the bride and groom, dressed like a queen and king, were in their places and making their vows. I could feel this all lining up with my three hours. It's all coming together.

I decided I wouldn't be a dick and waited until after the bride and groom kissed and were officially married to spring into action.

"Wait!" I bursted out, causing the entire church to turn towards me in shock. "I'm not objecting or anything, I'm just an EDP and I really need to cum." I explained.

After that I could see some people nodding in understanding, while others explained it to any confused people around them.

"And you might want to send any and all children outside with someone to watch them because I really need a giant orgy in order to cum right now." I say and grin.

After I noted that an older woman led a group of children ranging from babies to very small to young teens, I sprung into phase two.

A few people were already ahead of me, striping out of their clothes, but I made it one hundred percent sure to people and walked up to the bride.

"If everyone could strip down, we'll start this orgy." I announce and start making moves on the bride, getting her out of her complex dress. "Is it fine that I get to use the bride first? Jus primae noctis and all that, very on theme." I ask, not honestly caring about his answer.

"Of course my lordship, have at her with great vigor!" He said with a kind of cringey accent. "Yeah anyway.... Uh, go out in the orgy and fuck someone from your family." I say and turn my attention back to the nude bride.

She had glasses and was pretty busty under her dress and a lot more so than her sister, but also chubbier. She was a natural redhead like her sister, as her groomed pubes would attest to.

"Are you a virgin?" I ask, kneading her large tits. "Yeah, I am. I was going to give it up to Jake tonight." She said, I assumed Jake was the husband, who's now taking an older lady from behind, aunt or mother I'd guess.

"No need, I'll take it. He's busy right now." I say sinisterly.