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You may be the youngest here, how did you join the Arena and how did you learn to fight?
”I’ve been trouble since I was a baby back in China. I thumped other kids for their rattles, I knocked over other girls’ sand castles, I took lunch money before I even needed it. That’s just how I am. My parents didn’t approve, so I got sent home or to the principal’s office a lot. I got sick of it, and called up with some fake tears to my uncle Soka in America. He ran his own business and spoiled me even more than my parents, and didn’t care WHAT I did. So I got to live with him here in America, joined the cheerleaders in my new school, and picked on a fresh batch of nerds thinking “Duhhhh. Asian chick. Hot,” she said in a deep, mocking voice. “Just ready to be stepped on.”

“Anyway, some of the girls watched the league and got off on it, so I bragged and said I could do it. Here I am! I already knew how to hurt people, and my gymnastics were practically natural, so all I needed was a little martial arts training from my uncle’s trainer and I was ready to rule this ring.”

You known as a rather cruel wrestler, why is that?
“Well gee… I guess it’s cuz my parents were mean to me when I was little. They didn’t love me and were always at work, so I acted out to BWAHAHAHAHA!” Chichi cracked up.

“But no, seriously. It’s cuz I like hurting people. I mean, if it costs me some match that doesn’t mean shit, then sure, I’ll go out of my way to mess up their cunts or give em a little blood. It’s not whether you win or lose, but how much you hurt the other girl. You get that down?” She leaned over your pad and repeated herself as she made you write it down again.

What your favorite move to do?
“I gotta love my Powder Puff. I like making up the cheers, cuz I like to get creative when I insult the bozos I fight. Plus if they actually let me do it, I know I found a real sucker, so it means all kinds of good promises for the fight. I even get to pick which weapon I keep in there to keep em guessing.”

Who do you enjoy fighting the most?
“I like to wail on weaklings more than anything. It’s like my hobby. They think they can take on cute little me before they learn that I’m a little monster. Of course, the big pro girls are worth my time, since they get to find out that small and smart can bring them down too. Men are always a kick too. They’ve got more bigger weak spots.”

Who do you enjoy fighting the least?
“Big monster men. All I can do is trick em, not really get my full skills used on them.”

What type of matches you like?
“Anything that lets me get vicious and creative. I love matches like the playground fights or ones in bedrooms, cuz I can use weapons lying around like nobody else would think of. Lets the fans see that I’m smart AND cute.”

Why aren’t you in school Lady?
“Uh, maybe cuz I don’t give a crap about what you say? Yea, that sounds about right. I got to school to terrorize the nerds and hassle the teachers, that’s it. Class is boring, in case you don’t remember.”

How does it feel to be small breasted in a place where people are generally big breasted?
“It’s kind of fun. Mine aren’t as big a target, so people can overlook me a lot if they’ve got a distraction. At the same time, I love tearing up those big things. They bounce and stretch like play-dough, except they scream.”

What do you say about people who say you represent everything wrong with todays youth?
“I just got his to say.” She lifts up her skirt and flashes her thong, sticking her tongue out at the camera.

What your turn off and turns on?
“I like to wail on nerds, like I said, but I really like a fighter for a boyfriend. Beating on smallfry is hot and everything, and I get to use them afterwards if I’m in the mood, but they’re nothing but cheap lays. I like a boy who’s kinda pretty, and biiiig, you know?” She winks.
“Don’t like a lot of muscles, though.”