Dildo section... Double fuck your life...

You follow her as she walks towards what might as well be called the great wall of dildos, every color, every size, every shape imaginable... You see her staring hard at the massive collection as you walk besides her... Suddenly she reaches out and grabs one... A white skinned dildo, probably about 2 inches long... "Look baby! It's just like yours!" She says loudly, turning some heads as she holds it up... You blush even redder and stare down at the floor, kicking yourself for this whole day... You look back up and see her grabbing another one... A piece of black rubber that must have been made from a recycled tractor tire, because good god was it big! She lifts this monstrocity up and shows it to you, practically drooling over what must be a gag gift of sorts....right?.... "What about this baby?" She says jokingly... She playfully moves the big rubber cock towards her mouth like shes going to start blowing it in the store... "Babe!" You say sharply, hoping she'll stop embarassing you... She gives you a "pff..." As she hangs it back up, "Not like you didn't see that in person last night right babe?" She quips at you with a giggle... You decide to just stare at the floor until she grabs another one... A much more modest, yet still large, double ended black cock... Probably 14 inches long and 4.5 inches around... "Wow babe... This one looks fun..." She says, holding it in her hand while she inspects it... She moves back to the first one and holds it up next to the one she already has... "Kinda like you and James right babe?" She says with a mean smile... You return to staring at the floor as she takes the double ended dildo and heads for the register, toting your new unicorn as well... You get to the register, and who's standing behind it but your friend from earlier, young punk salesgirl... She smiles as she sees you walk up. "Did y'all find everything okay?" She asks Mary... "Of course...Found something for me..." Mary replies as she places the dildo on the counter... "And for him..." She says with a giggle as she puts the inflatable unicorn on next... "Bet you can't guess which is which?" Mary says jokingly, elliciting a rather real laugh from the girl as she rings the two of you up... "That'll be eighty dollars even.." The girl says. Mary, true to her word, pays for the toys, and the two of you exit the shop... "You know i was just joking with you right babe?" She asks you as you head for the car... "Most guys wouldn't be as open or as comfortable with this whole arrangement we have and... Well... I'm glad you are comfortable with your...shortcomings..." She tells you, seemingly honestly... You mumble about how it's nothing and she gives you a kiss... "I'll make it up to you when we get home okay baby?" She says as the two of you get in the car and head home...