Celebrity Dirt

"I just worked it out," said the young man. "You know all of the dirt on the celebrities you have had to work with." He leaned in and whispered a few things into her ear.

The intern listened intently then smiled, winked and left.

Elizabeth watched with interest and confusion. "So, what was all that about?" she said in her subtle Australian accent.

"Let me introduce myself," said the young man. "I'm William Hamilton. I'm here to advise you and help you out. I'm very trustworthy and always give sound advice."

"Oh, OK," said Elizabeth. "Will I be going on later?"

"Yes, of course," said William. He walked over and sat next to Elizabeth. "May I call you Elizabeth?"

"Yes, of course."

"Elizabeth, you are a stunningly beautiful woman, and I am so flattered you find me sexy."

"I do what?"

"You find me sexy," said William. "I could tell the moment I walked in, you thought so. It's true. It is true, right?"

Elizabeth smiled coyly. "Yes, you are rather sexy."

"Thank you," said William. "That's why I had them do the intern first, so we could get to know each other better."

"Very nice," said Elizabeth.

William picked up a remote and turned up the sound as the intern's interview was going on. "Then there was the time that I walked in on Iggy Azalea as she was rubbing lotion on her bare butt and calling it Mrs. Big Bum!"

Robin Roberts laughed in disbelief. "Really?"

"Yes, then she asked if I would like to meet Mrs. Big Bum and turned her butt towards me."

William laughed. "Ah the life of an intern at GMA."

"So," said Elizabeth, "maybe after the show we could grab a coffee or something."

"I'd like that," said William. "It's clear the more time we spend together the more sexually attracted we are to each other."

"Then there was the time I found Kendall Jenner playing with a Barbie doll on the floor of the green room while she ate dry Cheerios from a plastic Sesame Street bowl," said the intern.

Elizabeth leaned over and kissed William. They embraced and started to french each other.