Heckapoo

Though Heckapoo might be a pain to deal with for however long she stuck with you and Peg, she is still perhaps one of the most experienced and knowledgeable person throughout the entire multi-verse about interdimensional travel. That said she is still going to be a bit of a pain to deal with as she likes to poke fun at the expense of others.

Sigh…

Regardless you’ve made up your mind, and you’ve chosen Heckapoo to be the expert to help you and Peg out of this insane situation that you found yourself in.

So after a quick navigation of the jukebox is menu system you enter into the star versus the forces of evil series and select the character menu and quickly locate Heckapoo’s icon amongst the sea of other names that exist within the series and with a quick click of the remote your TV screen begins to fade out and soon fades back in with an image of an underground Tavern that was filled to the brim with a variety of different Fantasy creatures, however this image only last for only a few brief seconds as the screen began to re-focus in on the target of its choosing.

It did so rather rapidly as you immediately spotted the member of the magical high commission quite easily due to her rather… Unique appearance.

Heckapoo was a beautiful woman with an hourglass figure, alabaster white skin, and had a mane of blood-red hair that went all the way down to her calves. However, with that said, Heckapoo had her own special little quirks that made her fit in quite well with this odd assortment of creatures.

As she had spike-like protrusions coming out of her arms and had two large yellow bull-like horns that came out from the sides of her head that clashed with her deep blood red hair, which was being held back with a black spiky hair tie. Adding to these unique quirks of the woman we’re her very eye’s, though one of them may be covered by a bang of blood-red hair, they were unique in their own special way as to where a normal person’s sclera would have been white, Heckapoo’s was a deep yellow. Where a normal person’s Iris would’ve been round, Heckapoo’s was slitted like that of a cat’s eye. This, combined with the mascara that Heckapoo wore made it difficult to look away from the eyes of such a predator.

An a predator is what she is, as all these unique traits within Heckapoo gives her the very appearance of a demon, which isn’t too far from her actual personality. As Heckapoo is vain, stubborn, and often cruel to those who cross her, so much so, that many know that her wrath has gained in infamy across the realms of her home dimension.

With Heckapoo identified, you also take note of this underground Tavern, as you easily recognized this tavern and its inhabitants from the series finale of Star versus the forces of evil known as “Cleaved.”

This was the Tavern at the end of the multi-verse, a hole in the wall for those looking to lay low and escape from the out-of-control political powers that be in the multiverse of the Star versus the forces of evil dimension.

A place where everyone and anyone who wanted to escape from the out-of-control magical warlords that exist in the star versus the forces of evil could hide out and stay hidden from those who would do them harm.

A place that Heckapoo took the lead cast to after she had a change of heart at the end of the show, wherein which she quietly rebelled against her idiot brothers for unleashing and out-of-control magical army to stage a coup against Eclipsa and Her husband, Globgor.

A place wherein which Heckapoo sat in a corner booth while drinking a margarita with a look of defeated acceptance for what was to come when Star finally destroyed the realm of magic in their home dimension.

For without the realm of magic, there is no Heckapoo.

Which makes you pause and ask the question of why the jukebox would purposely choose this moment in time to pull Heckapoo from?

Because in a couple of minutes Star’s going to blow up the realm of magic and she’s going to get dusted by the ensuing **** of magic.

Unless…

Unless Heckapoo isn’t going to die…

If so, then why not?

As you begin to ask these questions, it appears the jukebox has begun the invitation process as for just when Heckapoo is about to take another swig from her margarita, a very familiar British voice rings out on screen…

“Open the door.”

The voice causes Heckapoo to freeze on screen as she slowly lowers her drink and begins to look around for the source of the voice, only to stop when she sees a very familiar doorway connected to the endless black abyss that is the end of her home dimension and bisects the entire tavern in half.

Immediately after seeing the door Heckapoo’s one visible Yellow eye squints in confusion and just as Heckapoo quickly looks down at her drink in questioning, the voice speaks up again.

“Open the door; it’s all right you have been invited.”

Almost immediately you can see Heckapoo immediately get out of her booth and stand at her full height of 5 ft 4 in her outfit of a black tiara, brown leather knee-high boots, and a Yellow and orange trimmed ballgown that wrapped around her abdomen to better accentuate her large and full F Cup breasts. However, do not come without its downsides as puffiness of the lower half of the ballgown made it impossible to tell how large and how wide Heckapoo’s hips and ass were. That said you could at least give a guess that Heckapoo’s hips and ass were well beyond normal and would definitely qualify as XXL if put on a scale.

However, that is getting off track as we need to turn our focus back to the events in the Tavern the end of the multi-verse as Heckapoo immediately ignites a ball of fire just above her head and in the center of her tiara. With this ball of fire Heckapoo’s eyes also immediately light up with yellow magical energy as it appears that Heckapoo is trying to burn off whatever’s inside her system to ensure that what she is seeing isn’t an illusion. This little event goes on for the next couple of seconds before eventually, the light in Heckapoo’s eyes dies down and the ball of fire above her head shrinks to a simple flame just above the tip of her tiara and once this is done all Heckapoo could do was blink in surprise as she still saw the door next the border of her home dimension.

“Open the door. Do not worry, you will not be harmed, after all your invited guest.”

Heckapoo immediately freezes up once she hears the disembodied British voice speak up once again and her eyes immediately narrow as they dart around the room looking for the source of the voice. But this act is in vain for she sees nothing but the usual tavern patrons, who pay not only her no mind but also seem to ignore the door as if it doesn’t exist…

Huh, strange. It appears that maybe only those who were invited can hear the voice and see the door, if you're not invited, you won’t see anything or hear anything.

A theory for you to test later, but for now, it seems Heckapoo has made a decision on what to do as she begins to walk to the door and only stops when she’s directly in front of it. Once in front of the door, Heckapoo begins to slowly inspect it and even runs her hand over the wood paneling of the door all the while mutter to herself so quietly that you cannot even hear what she is saying.

Eventually though Heckapoo steps back from her inspection of the door and appears to be having an internal debate of whether or not she should open it as she puts a sing hand to her chin in thought and begins to rub at her jaw for a couple of seconds before eventually sighing and shrugging her shoulders while letting out a quiet whisper to herself.

“Sigh… It’s not like I’ve got anything left to lose…” You could hear Heckapoo whisper to herself as she slowly reaches for the handle of the door and grasps it gently as if it’s about to jump out of her hand before slowly turning the handle and as she does so you can see her enter your main entrance foyer and close the door behind her.

“Welp… She’s here. Let’s just hope she’s willing to listen.” You think to yourself as you stand up from your position on the couch and turn off the Tv before walking around your U-shaped couch to the doors that separate your living room from the main entrance foyer and slowly open the doors to see Hekapoo standing there in the center of the entrance foyer examining the room with her eyes before she hears the sound of you entering the room and immediately looks towards your direction and you freeze for second before clearing your throat.

“Hem… Hello, Hekapoo, right?” You greet the She-demon kindly with a wave, and in response, Heckapoo raises a single visible brow in questioning.

“Yeah, and you are…” Heckapoo questions with a wave of her hand and in response you scratch the back of your head in nervousness as you introduce yourself.

“Oscar, Oscar Knox, and I need your help with something that is definitely within your field of expertise.” You tell the alabaster skinned woman as you begin to walk over to her.

“Well Oscar, I don’t know if you’ve heard, but I kinda quit my job after the rest of the high commission decided to do something insanely stupid. So I’m kinda retired, for however long I got left until Star does what she needs to do…” Heckapoo tells you in a rather bored and exhausted tone as she looks down at the ground as she immediately denies you any aid, but you have a way to turn this around…

“Which is to destroy the realm of magic and by extension kill you, Rhombulus, Omnitraxus, and Glossaryck.” Your words cause Heckapoo to freeze for second as she immediately has her head snapped back up to look you in the eyes.

“How do you-! Sigh… You know what I don’t even care anymore, it’s not like it’s going to matter at this point.” Heckapoo says dejectedly as she closes her eyes for a brief second in defeated acceptance for what is to come.

“Well if it doesn’t really matter any more than you at least help me out with this problem I’ve got here in my home?”

“Sure whatever, show me whatever it is you wanted to show me so I can go back to my drink, kid,” Heckapoo says in defeated exasperation as she gives you a relatively flat look and in response, you shrug your shoulders and make your way over to your front door. You’re not exactly bothered by Heckapoo calling you kid as she is essentially eons older than you due to the effects of her personal pocket dimension that moves time so fast that 30 years is only like three minutes in the normal timestream of star versus the forces of evil dimension. That said you’re a 20 old man and being called a kid is rather annoying, but you’re willing to brush it aside on the grounds that you are literally a kid to her both in age and overall experience.

Anyway getting back to the story you immediately arrived at your front door and grasped the handle rather tightly as you knew what would happen the very second that you open the door up and so you turned back to face the ever dispassionate Heckapoo as she stared at you with her arms crossed.

“Yeah, you see my problem goes a little something like this-!” You tell Heckapoo as you immediately swing the front door open wide and give the dimensional Guardian a great view of the never-ending abyss that was the vortex as it began to pull at everything in the room.

“WHAT THE FUCK!?!” Heckapoo curses as her dispassionate look disappears in a flash as her eyes grow wide and her red eyebrows reach her hairline in surprise as she stares into the endless abyss of the vortex as it begins to pull at her so strongly that she has to brace herself to prevent herself from being sucked into the endless abyss. While she does this, you hang onto the door with a tight grip as you fight with the door in order to keep it ready to be closed.

“SHUT IT, SHUT THE DAMN DOOR!!” Heckapoo screams at you, and in response you immediately **** the door into position and let go of the knob allowing it to be slammed shut by the **** of the vacuum and immediately all of the sucking sensation vanishes and you dust yourself off and begin walking back over to the shocked she-devil as without the **** of the vacuum to brace against, she has fallen flat on her ass and now stares at you wide-eyed as you offer a hand up.

“What in the name of Blood was that?!” Heckapoo asks in surprise as she takes your hand, and wobbly begins to stand up.

“That was the thing I brought you here to get us out of Heckapoo; you see, I think it’s a-“ “interdimensional vortex that exists out of space and time!” Heckapoo cuts you off with a shout as she grabs you by your shirt and pulls you down so that the two of you were at the same eye level.

“Explain. NOW!” Heckapoo demands as she growls at you.

“Do you want the long and complicated explanation or the short one?”

“Which one do you think numbnuts!”

“Sigh… Long and complicated…”

“Smart boy, now talk!” Heckapoo demanded as she roughly released your shirt and allowed you to stand back up to your full height of 5’10.

Well, this is going to take a while, now while you give Heckapoo the TL;DR of what has happened, a simple question comes to mind about your other house Guest peg, and that question is…