A Very Unusual....Toy

You slowly pull out a small, Star Wars-inspired sex toy. You look back to Daisy, who is barely containing her laughter. You further examine the toy, noting how it is shaped and designed like a lightsaber, matching the color of Daisy's saber from the new trilogy.

"What the hell is this?" You ask with a confused smile.

Daisy finally bursts into laughter, nearly bringing herself to tears. "It's a Japanese sex toy. A girlfriend found it while we were in Tokyo and we both thought it was the funniest novelty item we had seen."

"This is a very weird present." You chuckle, Daisy's laughter proving to be infectious.

"It's not a present." She wipes a tear away. "Check this out, it even lights up while it's on. See?" She pushes the activate button and the toy comes to life, whirring as the tip slightly extends and retracts. Sure enough, the saber portion glows with a pale blue light, causing Daisy to laugh some more.

You have to admit, as funny as this toy is, your mind can't help but wonder what kind of effect it would have on Daisy. After wiping another tear from her eye, Daisy notices your silence and eyes you up.

"Hold on cowboy, you better not be getting any ideas." She warns you.

You look at her with a sly smile.