New Challenger: Lara Croft

The top-heavy adventuress strutted to the ring, her huge orbs jiggling with every step. Tifa hopped on her toes anxiously, happily jabbing at the air. “I always wanted a piece of you,” she laughed. “I wanted to prove who had the REAL best tits in the world.”

“Oh really now?” said Lara, her accent thickly rolling across her full lips. “Well maybe we should see about that!” She ripped off her top in one pull, exposing her huge, tan breasts. The crowd went wild.

Tifa grinned back. “You want to see some real tits, girl? Watch and take notes.” Tifa pulled her shirt off over her head, her jiggling, paler breasts flopping from her shirt.

“Pathetic,” Lara sneered. “I’ve got the better bust here.”
“Don’t make me laugh. My titties will crush yours as if you were flat as a toddler.”