Follow Jenny's and Sabrina's experiences

When the Uber car reaches Jenny's driveway, the owner of the spacious apartment is lying prone on the rear passenger seat, giggling and babbling incoherently. There is literally no drop of **** left in the vehicle, and Sabrina is now also drunk enough to make her driving pretty erratic and dangerous. As if to confirm her advanced level of intoxication, the ponytailed brunette overlooks the other car already parked in the driveway until it is too late. Jumping onto the brakes in the last second, she manages to slow down the Subaru considerably, but it still crashes into the rear of the red Chevy Cruze. "Aw, crab!" Sabrina sighs when she realizes what happened. "Guesh here goes my lishense. Noboy needsh a drung Uber driver." Checking on Jenny, she is relieved to see that her even drunker passenger is well and alive, although she has slid onto the floor room. "Now lemme shee ..." Sabrina mumbles and frees herself from her twisted seat belt. Even in her drunken state, she has buckled up out of longtime habit. Suddenly, another young woman appears at her door and rips it open. "Ya ... *hic* ... ya dam bidch, wadda ya doin? You shmashed my car! Wadda you doin' here anyway? Thish ish ... *hic* ... thish ish my drifeway!" - "Hiiii there, Peggy!" the invisible Jenny slurs from her temporary resting place before Sabrina can respond to the angry rant in any way. "Huh? Ish that you again, Shenny? Wadda you doin here?" Finally exiting her car, Sabrina fights for balance and tries to explain. "Hi, I'm Shabrina, an Uber driver, and Shenny is my pashensher. And if ya didn't notishe, we are both stinkin' drung." - "No kiddin! I am alsho shitfased!" Peggy holds onto the car for support. "Well, I guesh we bedder seddle thish affair wiffoud the copsh. Lashd fing I need ish a DUI." - "Me too!" Sabrina quickly responds to her proposal. "Bud let'sh ged Shenny into her houshe firshd." Constantly swaying and nearly falling over, the drunken pair hauls Jenny over to her doorstep, and Sabrina, who is still the least drunk of the trio, manages to unlock the front door. Without so much as a thank-you or a farewell, the wasted house owner stumbles into the dark corridor and slams the door shut. "Guesh she also forgot to pay", Sabrina notes belatedly. "Bah, never mind! I haff other problemsh now."