"You have a bridal shower to attend."

"What?" John asks. "I don't... I'm not really a girl, how could I -"

Petra tsks. "The first step to being a good girl is not to deny you're actually a girl," she says.

"That's not what I... I mean, those are parties thrown by the girl friends of the bride right? I don't have..."

"Don't be absurd. You do have female friends after all... or, well, in this case --"