The true power revealed

Collecting her thoughts, Tsunade wasn't sure if she should count herself lucky or be annoyed. Her office was turning into a mad house, and there hadn't been any progress on the work she needed to finish; she had to get her mind out of the gutter and take things seriously.

Doing up her clothes, she therefore felt a compulsion to write down a list of things she'd need to get done.

Need to do

1. Take up outside yoga. Buy a tight yoga outfit.

2. Check the weather forecast regularly and dress accordingly.

- Rain=white blouse

- Windy=flimsy skirt

- Sunny/warm=really hot coat I'll want to remove, but nothing decent underneath

3. Get a tan at the beach.

- Remove bikini while tanning my back so I don't get tan lines.

- It's healthy to fall asleep while tanning.

- Don't think about my bad habit of turning in my sleep.

4. Inform Jiraiya of my new schedule.

5. If possible, perform activities in areas easy to spy on.

"Come on girls, where the hell did you guys go?! The faster we finish up here the faster we'll be able to cash in on our bet with Naruto!"

Tsunade looked up from her notes as the loud girl entered her office. Out of all the customized outfits, Sakura's was the one Tsunade had the hardest time wrapping her head around. When confronted, the girl had simply answered: "Don't be jealous. I just needed to make sure that the people of this village finally understood what type of lady they're dealing with~" in a smug voice as if she'd just presented a mansion.

Her usual pink clothing hadn't even changed, the only difference being the addition of a rubber pig's nose around her face, a pair of pig ears resting on her head, and her hair having been done up in pigtails.

Noticing her master, Sakura instantly changed her demeanor: "Ah lady Tsunade. I was actually looking for you; I wanted to talk to you about that thing that happened the other day. The Naruto incident."

Raising a hand Tsunade cut her off: "No need Sakura, you already explained the situation perfectly. To think Naruto would **** you into blowing him in a swimsuit, then **** you to walk into my office and act like a pervert! Don't worry about him though. He doesn't know yet, but as soon as I have some time on my hands I'm getting some payback on your behalf."

Sharing a sly smile for a minute, Sakura bowed and was about to leave, when Tsunade suddenly remembered something: "Speaking of Naruto. I don't know why, but he asked me to tell you that your relic would fit well with your new outfit. How've you been enjoying your gift, actually? Rather well I hope," Tsunade crossed her arms and nodded; giving off the self-satisfied presence of an aunt whose newly unveiled Christmas gift commanded more cheers from the kids than any of the other parents'.

Sakura, though, actually seemed to frown a little when reminded of her master's gift to her. Reaching into a pocket, Tsunade assumed the girl would bring out the Pendant of Power, but recoiled when she instead presented a glowing pink dildo: "About that. I don't want to seem disrespectful, but the Bitch Buster feels pretty useless. It's kind of embarrassing to walk around with actually,"

Shocked, Tsunade burst out at what she assumed to be another one of Naruto's bad jokes: "The hell is that supposed to be!? Did you think that was my most powerful relic? Where is the Pendant... "

Tsunade stumbled in her own words for a minute, but soon remembered what she'd been saying.

"Did you think the Bitch Buster was my most powerful relic!? Its true power needs to be unlocked, but you haven't even reached its second stage!"

Sakura blushed as she realized her blunder. She hadn't even considered that there might be more to the relic than inaccurate personality readings and fancy lights: "I'm so sorry Sensei! What do I need to do to unbolt its power?"

Standing up dramatically, Tsunade pointed a stern finger towards the item: "Simple. You need to fuel it with your chakra. If you can't even do that then you're a disgrace to my teachings!"

Panicking, Sakura quickly focused all her chakra into the Bitch Buster. She could feel the pink light emitting from it grow stronger as it's mass compressed into a slick curved orb, and a springy spiral started to form at its end. Opening her eyes, she admired the transformation for a minute, until she was startled as the plug-like object suddenly sprung to life. Circling through the air like a scouting plane, it crossed the entire room before abruptly diving into the back of Sakura's shorts. "Hey, wha- Get back IIIIHHH!" she squealed through the customized ninja nose over her face, as the item dug in where the sun never shines, only letting the short pink pigtail at its end escape, cutting through her shorts to present itself to the outside.

Tsunade didn't seem alarmed by this new development in the slightest."Congratulations. You've unlocked the relic's second form: The Piggy Plug. It will search the room for the one it deems the biggest sow and proceeds to turn them into a... "

"I'M A DIRTY PIG! Oink oink! My ass and tits *snort snort* they're.getting fatter. Squeaaaal! My twat is sloppy wet *grunt grunt* I-I need a bathroom! I need a bathroom or I'll fuck my dirty sow ass right here!"

Watching her student run off desperately towards the bathroom -her pig squeals then mixing with the moans of the stalls' two other horny inhabitants - Tsunade felt a hint of pride fall over her: "If the second form already has this much power, then she might not be a failed student after all."