Lets go somewhat expensive.

Well today was pretty shitty, and thanks to good saving and a good enough job, your fairly good on cash. While its no new phone or flash outfit you wanted, some fancy 1st class style room will definatly make you feel better. You ask the receptionist how much the high end rooms are. the highest price for a single night like you intend to stay, room 999, is a lifetime of cash. After debating with the employee about a reasonably expensive and nice room you settle on number 769.

The receptionest turns to a large fileing cabinet labled room keys and rumages about. Inside the cabinet are less keys, more strange collars varying in quality. He hands you a fairly decent quality one. Its more like a nylon chocker with a thick band of latex around it to reinforce it slightly. In all honesty it looks very stylish considering its a collar. The employee gestures to the true hotel entrance with a smile. "Enjoy your stay! " he annonces cheerfully before disapering from the desk.

As you enter the door, your greated with a huge swiming resort style locker room. As you enter, a light blue collar at waist level swings open with a metalic click. A robotic voice sounds from above you. It vaugly resembles a female voice but its lack of emotion and overal flatness ,ake it a small bit unnerving "Please place all personal belongings into the locker. That includes all clothing. Once done, shut the locker and place on your key. We thank you for staying at oasis hotel. "