Just a free drink.

When the double tequila comes, I slam it back hard, taking the double shot of car battery quality tequila in one strong drink. I smile at the jock, and lean in to whisper in his ear, "It's gonna take a little more than that to get the taps started."

"Yeah cow? Well I got a fucking fifth out in my car and strong fucking hands."

"Once you've had a real woman," I lean up and whisper the next part all hot in his ear, "you'll never go back to one of those skinny little girls again."

"I'm game if you are." He slides his arm around my waist.