A mugging

I was all so sudden. One second you were chatting away on your phone as you walk down the street, seconds away from getting sexted by a hot chick you just met the day before, a hot blonde from some European country that fell straight into your lap the second you met her. The next, you feel a sharp pain and everything goes black, the last thing you feel being your head thudding against the floor of the sidewalk.

The next time you feel anything, all of your body is sore and your mind is groggy, in some sort of bed that you know isn't yours. Every last bit of you hurts massively, and you feel it would be painful to even try to open your eyes, but you do it anyways.