An old friend

You rack your brain, thinking of all the girls you would like to fuck right now. You think of Lulu, or one of her friends. Then you think of all the hot celebrities you could have; Margot Robbie, Emma Watson, Lily James... But these are all just objects of lust, and you can't help but feel you want your first experience to be with someone you love.

Despite never having had a girlfriend, there is actually a girl you love with all your heart. A girl you had been friends with almost all of your life, and had been incredibly close with until quite recently, when she started dating this other guy. Her name is Sam, a cute, pixie-like girl with short blonde hair and a relatively mediocre body. She didn't have much in the way of breasts or an ass, but she completely made up with her charm and cuteness.

Over the years you had completely fallen for her, but never dared to do anything about it because you were scared she would turn you down, and ruin your friendship in the process. In the end, it didn't matter, because when she started dating a guy called Dennis she didn't seem to have much attention for you anymore. It broke your heart, often kicking yourself for not stepping in earlier. Who knows what would have happened if you just had the balls to ask her out.

Now would be the perfect opportunity to take that chance, even though she's never met you in this world. You decide to build your friendship with her all over again, beginning with fucking her senseless. 'I want to lose my virginity to my old friend, Sam Islington,' you tell Super. 'Does she exist in this world?'

'SHE MOST CERTAINLY DOES, BUT AT THE MOMENT SHE'S WORKING. WOULD YOU LIKE TO VISIT HER ANYWAY?'