Not for long.

A few minutes after you've finished your food, you see a trailer for an upcoming film during an ad break. It's a trashy-looking thriller called Far East, about a US detective travelling to Tokyo for a case. You find the lead actress in it, a stereotypical Dragon Lady, both familiar and enthralling.

A scene of her sitting on the hero's lap and telling him in her sexy sing-song voice, he's in danger, can't help but get you hard.

Even as the next commercial comes on, selling you the latest car instead of a movie, you can't help but think back to the Asian actress. It has you stroking your cock. She reminds you of someone, it's on the tip of your penis...

Suddenly, inspiration flashes. Eden Tanaka. She was one of your favourite pornstars. You'd lost count of the loads you'd shot for that beauty.

Uncontrollably, you glance over your shoulder to your laptop. You'd done precisely none of your homework, but maybe the computer could still serve a purpose. You know plenty of old Eden scenes you'd love to watch again.